Interesting NL holdem strategy here...read this

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that whole article is so incredibly awful i don't know where to start

only play QQ- for set value? lol

only play face cards in multiway (>4 player) pots? looool

play Axs from any position and never raise with it (even AKs)? roflololf

basically some idiot thinks he's smart and decided to write a poker guide when in reality he's a weak-tight nit who probably beats 0.01/0.02 NL for 0.5BB/100 or something.
 
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That is so bad it hurt my brainball.
 
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I do believe that texas holdem article on texas holdem is flawed. Profitable texas holdem is nothing like what he's trying to preach about texas holdem. Stay away from it if you play texas holdem.

Texas holdem.
 
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Umm, what gane was the artucke about? Wish the guy had made that clear.........
 
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At Last!!!! The source for donkish play is revealed!
 
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Texas hold 'em!

That article's quite funny. Awful, but quite funny.
 
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I borrowed this from Member Monoxide, originally responding to a totally different thread, but I think it's appropriate nere:

i dont... i cant... what?
 
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The article was so bad I think it gave me crabs.
 
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Any of you know where the guy who wrote it plays? I'm feeling lucky all of a sudden.
 
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I do believe that texas holdem article on texas holdem is flawed. Profitable texas holdem is nothing like what he's trying to preach about texas holdem. Stay away from it if you play texas holdem.

Texas holdem.

The phrase "texas holdem" is found on that one web page a staggering......

70 times
 
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At Last!!!! The source for donkish play is revealed!

Give him credit though, he's a genius! Now he can take his many protege and take all their money. Brilliant!
 
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And, strangely, ten became a face card.
 
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I didnt finish reading it i was to tired of hearing, texas holdem, texas holdem, texas holdem, texas holdem.....
 
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I disagree with all of you. The article is very informative. Gave me insight into somethings I never knew:

"However, the value of AA and KK goes down when several people stay to see the flop. AA and KK play well heads up but turn into a poor hand in a multi-player pot. For that reason you need to put in a big pre flop raise with AA and KK."
 
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I disagree with all of you. The article is very informative. Gave me insight into somethings I never knew:

"However, the value of AA and KK goes down when several people stay to see the flop. AA and KK play well heads up but turn into a poor hand in a multi-player pot. For that reason you need to put in a big pre flop raise with AA and KK."

I TEXAS HOLDEM disagree with you TEXAS HOLDEM. That TEXAS HOLDEM article TEXAS HOLDEM is about 90% crap TEXAS HOLDEM and 10% repetitions of TEXAS HOLDEM.

TEXAS HOLDEM
 
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i too was TEXAS HOLDEM being somewhat sarcastic, as illustrated in my TEXAS HOLDEM numerous uses of TEXAS HOLDEM. ;)
 
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"We recommend a raise or re-raise of at least 10% of your stack."

LOLz?
 
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I kept looking for a small Texas Holdem disclaimer saying this Texas Holdem site was a parody of a real Texas Holdem strategy site. Texas Holdem!


LOL just found this

If the action has been checked to you make a top pair bet on the flop. That means a bet the size of the pot.
 
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I can't believe this, is it a joke. How could someone put so much bad info in one place. Someone needs to call the poker police.
 
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Bet he redirects everyone hes playing to that site to read it to. That way he can triple the BB every hand and know noone is gonna call and he just kicks back collecting blinds all day. Well that and he really really wanted to practice typing Texas Holdem.
 
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