kadafi
Rock Star
Silver Level
Well written and covers the common stuff. Definitely a good read. But I'm a freak, and weird stuff tilts me.
Weird and not so weird stuff that sends me right up the wall:
White kids from the burbs who say "Holla" and throw gang signs.
Jerks who ruin my perfectly executed pot pumping when they suddenly realize they have the nut lo and just the nut lo and raise pot.
Old men in blue jeans up to their necks.
Old strippers who still have to show it, even though nobody wants to see it - i.e. old sluts.
Jerks who enter a PLO8 hand heads up with lo and stay in just so they can split and lose money on the chop to the rake. Just cuz they like sharing, and that's abnormal.
Morons who chase the nut lo with only two valid cards all the way to the river, while needing runner-runner to make their lo when I happen to have an obvious nut straight(I take it personally), then three hands later complain about a perceived bad beat that someone gives them, which wasn't even a bad beat! The irony abounds.
Nits who nearly suffer strokes every time someone raises pre-flop.
Lagtards who raise every hand and win(just for a short streak but it's still irritating).
The weird girl who rails for Gus Hansen, and constantly floods the chat box with things like "*sucking on an apple lolly, slurp-slurp*". Might as well type "*bare-ass naked and spread eagle, ooh ahh*", either way it's tacky and annoying. Thankfully I don't play while watching the higher levels. But I do know that if I did, that girl would tilt me.
People who start having cybersex at the table(has happened more than once and it's disgusting).
People who bypass the censor to type the n-word.
People who ask the overbetter "Is that a black value bet?"
Last but not least. Me! Yeah that's right. I tilt myself. I'm actually so annoying that I get under my own skin.
HAHAHAHAHA lol
Great article... I think number 8 is specially usefull.