*Would u accept this in a live game?*

[switch0723]

so when ur sittin home alone with ur kitchen foil hat on thinking up this totally logical an plausible argument (which is in no way delusional or paranoid)do ya see many aliens ??????:joyman:

You don't where a kitchen foil hat? Are you aware Professor X can read your mind and control you? the foil hat stops him doing that btw

 

[NoWuckingFurries]

Looks like another zachvac-type smurf job to me.

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

Players Name Games Played ave profit Ave Stake AROI T. profit ogawumbo 16 -$1 $1 -51% -$10

Plays at full tilt so I guess he accepts it.

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

last post didn't post correct
Name: agawumbo
games played 16
avarage profit -1
avarage stake 1
total profit -$10
ave ROI -51%

 

[Chiefer]

I'm confused... but here are some silly dancing elephants to brighten your day--------) :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant: :elefant:

this actually did brighten my day.

 

[OzExorcist]

U see the dealer shuffle the deck (RNG checked by some company)
Now u don’t see the dealer 4 the rest of this hand, but he can se all players cards.

Sorry, but this is just silly.

As a live dealer, I can tell you for a fact that I don't care what cards you have. I get paid the same at the end of the night no matter who wins.

LOLZ, IMO.

 

[ph_il]

Im sold.

As of today, I officially quit poker.

 

[BrentD22]

Listen do I believe online poker is rigged in general... NO. Do I think there is cheating... YES I do! Matter of fact we all know it has and most likely still does take place. If you think that something can only happen once than your nuts! Now do I think it happens often NO, but to just say that cheating never happens and that someone can't know the next cards to come or to say no one can never see my hole cards is just asking to be scammed. If I had $100 would I leave it on top of a toliet at a casino and expect to get it back... NO. If I left it on top of a toliet in a Church would I expect to get it back NO. Just because you don't think something could happen doesn't mean it can't. A lot of people said everyone was crazy to think it was even possible, but then ABPoker scam happened and people still don't think it's possible. ENRON took people for millions and millions right and not too much happened. I think 1 guy went to prison and some others got a slap on the wrist (plus that guy is in a Club Med Prison), why would a online poker room that has no chance at being held responsible for cheating their members not do the same thing? The answer is when money is involved companies have been known to kill people to make more.

Isn't there another poker room in the news for going bankrupt and for now their members are out all of their money?

I'm not saying stop playing, but I am saying BE CAREFUL. Don't keep a crap load of cash in your online account, don't play online poker on a computer that you do anything else on. You should never download anything except the poker software onto the computer you play on. If you are play on PS and FT only download those 2 programs and thats it! These things people talk about can happen and they'll only happen to people that think they can't!

There have been many cases of young people hacking into google, microsoft, the US Gov., large corporations files to get credit card info, and many other stuff we don't even know about. To say it CAN'T happen to pokerstars or another room you trust man kind a lot more than I do!

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

Listen do I believe online poker is rigged in general... NO. Do I think there is cheating... YES I do! Matter of fact we all know it has and most likely still does take place. If you think that something can only happen once than your nuts! Now do I think it happens often NO, but to just say that cheating never happens and that someone can't know the next cards to come or to say no one can never see my hole cards is just asking to be scammed. If I had $100 would I leave it on top of a toliet at a casino and expect to get it back... NO. If I left it on top of a toliet in a Church would I expect to get it back NO. Just because you don't think something could happen doesn't mean it can't. A lot of people said everyone was crazy to think it was even possible, but then ABPoker scam happened and people still don't think it's possible. ENRON took people for millions and millions right and not too much happened. I think 1 guy went to prison and some others got a slap on the wrist (plus that guy is in a Club Med Prison), why would a online poker room that has no chance at being held responsible for cheating their members not do the same thing? The answer is when money is involved companies have been known to kill people to make more.

Isn't there another poker room in the news for going bankrupt and for now their members are out all of their money?

I'm not saying stop playing, but I am saying BE CAREFUL. Don't keep a crap load of cash in your online account, don't play online poker on a computer that you do anything else on. You should never download anything except the poker software onto the computer you play on. If you are play on PS and FT only download those 2 programs and thats it! These things people talk about can happen and they'll only happen to people that think they can't!

Cheating happens at brick and morter casinos too.

 

[BrentD22]

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen it happen. I've seen a floor man let a player transfer to the softest table on the floor. There was this guy on tilt and wicked drunk that would bust out after going all in and loosing get up rebuy and go to another table. Every time the player did this another player would get up from his table and follow him to the next table. If there was a wait the floor man would skip his buddy to the next open seat.

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

read "an Ace on the river" Barry talks about tipping the floore guy for phone calls when fish show up to play and other thing that happen.

 

[Tammy]

I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen it happen. I've seen a floor man let a player transfer to the softest table on the floor. There was this guy on tilt and wicked drunk that would bust out after going all in and loosing get up rebuy and go to another table. Every time the player did this another player would get up from his table and follow him to the next table. If there was a wait the floor man would skip his buddy to the next open seat.

That's not cheating, that's just being smart (on the player's part). As for the floor man letting him move before the wait list, that's not cheating either. Players who are already seated at tables have priority on where they would like to sit. He gets up and follows the tiltmaster, the person on the list gets the other guys seat after he moves.

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

I know that is not cheating, but cheating does go on a live casinos, but it my be considered unethical by some standards.

 

[Adventurebound2]

^^ lol
a poll on OP's intellegence is in order

Simply count the replies to this thread and multiply times 0.5 , should come up close....

 

[bob_tiger]

I think some of us might have got carried away calling him an idiot, which is not right. It's his opinion so let him think what he wants. I disagree with that statement obviously but we each have our own opinions

 

[Snowman1964]

Hey Adventure, I think you're asking too much of Ogawumbo. Counting and multiplication?
Now you know me, I'm not one to cast aspersions on someones intelligence (often) but sometimes people offer themselves as targets that are simply too big to ignore.

 

[Inscore77]

U see the dealer shuffle the deck (RNG checked by some company)
Now u don’t see the dealer 4 the rest of this hand, but he can se all players cards.
Dealer deals pocketcards
Bettinground
Dealer deals flop
Bettinground
Dealer deals turn
Bettinground
Dealer deals river
Bettinground
End of hand.

All the time u don’t know what cards the dealer r dealing. Would u agree with that, knowing the fact he can see all players cards? If u don’t agree to this, u should not play internetpoker. Because this is what is happening. Think about that.

OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




(not)

 

[tendertube]

if internet poker is rigged then why do I have bankrolls at 3 sites. I have cashed out at all 3 and still am making $.

 

[icecold24k]

if internet poker is rigged then why do I have bankrolls at 3 sites. I have cashed out at all 3 and still am making $.

They like you. You are one of the chosen ones. They have to let a few people win. It's good for business. LOL

 

[zachvac]

if internet poker is rigged then why do I have bankrolls at 3 sites. I have cashed out at all 3 and still am making $.

so YOU're the one they rig it for. I figured they rigged it for the team pokerstars players at the high limits, but I didn't know what they did at the lower limits. And it's nice to know that the sites collude on who to rig it for/against. Must be nice to be you

(yes this is sarcasm for those who couldn't tell).

 

[Zorba]

www.givemeallyourmoneynow.com

Just so this whole thread isn't a waste of time, TB your link don't work

I hearby vote that a mod put astericks in the titles on all must read threads like this one so we will all know to look.

I agree, if it wasn't for the OP intelligence poll thread I would have missed this one.

 

[BrentD22]

CHEATING

That's not cheating, that's just being smart (on the player's part). As for the floor man letting him move before the wait list, that's not cheating either. Players who are already seated at tables have priority on where they would like to sit. He gets up and follows the tiltmaster, the person on the list gets the other guys seat after he moves.

I disagree - the floor man should be treating all players the same not favoring any of them. In that case the floor man favored one player over all the rest because he was being paid or he is close friends with the player. Cheating characteristically is employed to create an unfair advantage, usually in one's own interest, and often at the expense of others.

 

[zedmaster84]

oh well online poker will always be rigged lol but this opener here was just pure bullsh1t lol - u cant really compare the online poker and live poker

and well all poker sites are certainly rigged when i see the bad beats every day lol

but ... the RNG is tested and there is also the Kahnawake Comission that has a look on them, as seen in the AP scandal

 

[NoWuckingFurries]

oh well online poker will always be rigged lol but this opener here was just pure bullsh1t lol - u cant really compare the online poker and live poker

and well all poker sites are certainly rigged when i see the bad beats every day lol

but ... the RNG is tested and there is also the Kahnawake Comission that has a look on them, as seen in the Absolute Poker scandal

I see bad beats every time I play live poker, guess that must be rigged too.

 

[zedmaster84]

I see bad beats every time I play live poker, guess that must be rigged too.

I even seen AA getting cracked at my table at the wsop last year at a 1500$ NL Holdem lol ... call was by QK and he flopped the str8 ... ouch

oh well lets just say poker is rigged in general no matter where u play lol

but ... if always the better hand wins, where is the fun and all the banter on the tables and so on? that would be boring without it eh?