Hmmmm -Most Annoying- So Many and So little room
Players I Would Like To Observe On Fire
#1: Humberto Brenes, the man I would like to introduce to a shark.
#2: Scotty "Baby" Nguyen, a good argument for retroactive birth control.
#3: Phil "The Wonderfulness of Me" Hellmuth, who makes my badly spoiled 2 year old granddaughter look rational and mature.
#4: Jamie "I'm You're Blueberry" Gold, the WORST
wsop champion ever.
#5: "Devilfish", who would wink at me about three times before I removed his ability to do so.
#6: Tiffany "The Wonderfulness of Me" Michelle, who ought to be married to Phil Hellmuth, as long as they promised not to reproduce.
#7: Kristy "I'm Gonna Get Ya, Sucka" Gazes, who I believe might actually be able to give my ex-wife byatch lessons.
Dishonorable Mention
Hevad Khan, who apparently has had the snot kicked out of him and has mended his ways.
Phil Ivey, since he stopped batting his eyes all the time.
Faves:
Johnny Chan, always a gentleman and always easy to spot.
Doyle Brunson, the "grand old man".
Daniel Ngreanu, always good for a laugh.
Phil Laak, ditto.
Mike the Mouth, because no matter how many times he gets knocked down (or falls down), he always gets back up.
Clonie Gowan, just because.
Annie Duke, just because.
Jen Harmon, who reminds of an elf.
Howard Lederer, NOT when he's playing, but when he's teaching.