What is the best poker advice you have ever recieved?

[Animylgamer]

NEVER make a deposit on the "most popular" FLOTD (flavor of the day) poker site for two reasons:

1. The client's "random" number generator WILL suck you out on each and every hand.

2. There is always some idiot that runs a third party "card tracker" that don't know $#!^ about using the damn thing that will suck you out on the river 99% of the time.


ACR/BCP just did a recent "update" and anyone that is someone (that knows how to use a poker tracker properly is exploiting this bug) and is playing all their cards like a first year online poker player that dont know $#!^ about position and strength betting...

FACT!!!

 

[toots babos]

NEVER make a deposit on the "most popular" FLOTD (flavor of the day) poker site for two reasons:

1. The client's "random" number generator WILL suck you out on each and every hand.

2. There is always some idiot that runs a third party "card tracker" that don't know $#!^ about using the damn thing that will suck you out on the river 99% of the time.


ACR/BCP just did a recent "update" and anyone that is someone (that knows how to use a poker tracker properly is exploiting this bug) and is playing all their cards like a first year online poker player that dont know $#!^ about position and strength betting...

FACT!!!

sounds more like a post for the megathread

If you play Cash - never leave it for playing MTT.If you play MTT - never leave it for playing Cash.

i like this one and i also believe in this one also


best advice i ever heard poker related was........."it depends"

 

[eudaimonia]

"It's hard to make a pair." Antonio Esfandiari. Those six words improved my game overnight. I then proceeded to burn all my poker books. The smores were fantastic.

 

[unamed]

Don't Play Drunk

 

[ScooperNova]

Know when to walk away. Know when to run.

 

[jazzaxe]

W.C. Fields: Never give a sucker an even break.

 

[ScooperNova]

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, you are the sucker. Matt Damon - rounders.

 

[rflbarreto]

win every hand you play lol

 

[ScooperNova]

In the poker game of life, women are the rake. Ed Norton -Rounders

 

[dexon303]

1) bankroll management

2) rake back

3) stop over-valuing weak broad-way hands (aj, kj, jq, a10, k10)

 

[steved757]

You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run - Kenny Rogers