My eye's tongue was firmly in cheek reading the whole thread, not gonna try and seperate the therata from the merely humorous.
A word on the long
odds thang re/ PS. I once read( my one foray into the poker conduct twilight universe) where someone had calculated the odds of whatever they was on about at 68,000,000/1. First off, I seriously doubt the veracity of their calculation; secondly, just as an estimate, how often would 68 million hands get shuffled up and dealt on PS, all games, .dom and .net?
In just under 17 months, I(my account, including the wife) have sat at table for more'n a million, and currently there are 73k and change players on line there, 5 minutes ago. I'll leave it to smarter/cooler heads than mine to come up with a viable estimate, but it seems to me even 68m would cycle thru relatively often.