****December Destruction Chat****

[vanquish]

Well, at least you're not this guy.

that is my child

 

[ph_il]

So cruel, pokerstars. So cruel.

 

[Monoxide]

its obv backwards day in pokerstars land.

 

[ChuckTs]

nono, backwards day would be the opposite of that

 

[eNTy]

No it is the day villain hits his miracle card 100% of the time tbh.

 

[zachvac]

No it is the day villain hits his miracle card 100% of the time tbh.

And here I thought that was every day .

 

[eNTy]

And here I thought that was every day .

You're confused with times when you're going for 100k hands month ...
I can see how you would make that mistake.

 

[eNTy]

Ship it out !

Weee!!!

Finished Everest in just over a month. Overall I made $160 profit from the amount I deposited which is not bad for my second month of serious poker I think, and first at 10nl. Finished off the main bonus for $127 and then Everest gave me an additional $50 that I lopped off in 3 days + the 5 books worth $100+ that got shipped in under 2 weeks. These are total stats and graph. Probably running hot but I like how I came back from the big negative (damn u 25nl stupidity) with what I like to think is good play rather than just running hot. Or less cold than usual

Off to party for ridic amount of rakeback wahay !!

 

[tenbob]

I run sooo bad at the moment. Of course he has nines..

PokerStars Game #22855446973: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/12/12 15:42:07 ET
Table 'Aisakos' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ryang421 ($108.85 in chips)
Seat 2: zeroman420 ($36.75 in chips)
Seat 3: GIBraag ($128.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Reite0 ($103.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Frustie78 ($102.80 in chips)
Seat 7: tenbob ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: milemarkr ($99 in chips)
Seat 9: pobedaa ($14.50 in chips)
Frustie78: posts small blind $0.50
alprausch: is sitting out
tenbob: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tenbob [Ks Ac]
alprausch leaves the table
milemarkr: raises $2 to $3
pobedaa: folds
ryang421: folds
zeroman420: calls $3
GIBraag: calls $3
Reite0: folds
Frustie78: folds
tenbob: raises $9 to $12
milemarkr: calls $9
zeroman420: calls $9
GIBraag: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [9d Kc Ah]
tenbob: bets $35
milemarkr: raises $52 to $87 and is all-in
zeroman420: folds
GIBraag: folds
tenbob: calls $52
*** TURN *** [9d Kc Ah] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kc Ah 4c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tenbob: shows [Ks Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
milemarkr: shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
milemarkr collected $219.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $222.50 | Rake $3
Board [9d Kc Ah 4c 5c]
Seat 1: ryang421 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zeroman420 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: GIBraag folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Reite0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Frustie78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: tenbob (big blind) showed [Ks Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: milemarkr showed [9c 9s] and won ($219.50) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 9: pobedaa folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[blankoblanco]

tb, your 3bet is waaaay too small (not that i suppose it would've changed anything, but still)

 

[becomingpoker]

I run bad too:


I little LAGGY w/ JJ here but I had a little history w/ this player. Mistake to check the flop I suppose on such a dry flop but hey we all make mistakes from time to time. His turn call was pretty crappy though!
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HAND #1
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poker stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $102.65 (102.7 bb)
CO: $104.10 (104.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $98.50 (98.5 bb)
SB: $123.80 (123.8 bb)
BB: $99.90 (99.9 bb)
UTG: $67.19 (67.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J

J

2 folds, CO raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11, SB folds, BB raises to $33.50, CO folds, Hero calls $22.50

Flop: ($71) 5

7

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($71) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $65 and is all-in, BB calls $65

River: ($201) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $201 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed A

K

(a pair of Kings) and won $198 ($99.50 net)
Hero mucked J

J

(a pair of Jacks) and lost (-$98.50 net)




Of course TPTK can't hold up here. I called the flop 99% sure he didn't have a 9 and that I had him crushed. Of course I was right and he rivers me.
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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $85.35 (85.4 bb)
UTG: $94.60 (94.6 bb)
MP: $223.17 (223.2 bb)
CO: $98.50 (98.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $105 (105 bb)
SB: $91.75 (91.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

A

3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB folds, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, BB calls $28

Flop: ($80.50) A

9

9

(2 players)
BB bets $45.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $45.35

Turn: ($171.20) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($171.20) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $171.20 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q

A

(two pairs, Aces and Queens) and won $168.20 ($82.85 net)
Hero mucked K

A

(two pairs, Aces and Nines) and lost (-$85.35 net)



I LOVE POKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[switch0723]

nono, backwards day would be the opposite of that

And here I thought that was every day .

zach obv doesnt understand chucks complex jokes

 

[switch0723]

he called off $40 more on a gutshot? holy shit...... you run bad... oh i guess he could have had 7 10 too.... still... cooler.

he actually didn't the converter really f*cked up by the looks of it, since stacks weren't that deep either i just realied. They were still deep at ~100, so its still sick that he called off 1/3rd of stack on a gutshot when i has hte nuts

 

[SavagePenguin]

I'm dying to get to 25nl. Feel free to leave words of encouragement like "25nl is cake". It would help.

I did very well at $10NL (6-max) and made deal with myself to try $25NL when I had $300. Well, I hit $300 too early in my opnion (early December) so I made it New Years. So I had $400'ish I think.

I did well right away, and that first weekend I made $200.

I'll stop my story there. It'll make us both feel better.

 

[zachvac]

I got raped so badly today. AA < KK AIPF, KK < 55 AIPF, gutshot > set AI on flop, flopped flush < set that fills up, just so much shit down ~800 today. I'm gonna play some 100nl now, really doesn't hurt prop bet because I'm gonna need a lot more than 100k hands to hit the milestone bonus anyway and why not do it at 100nl. Maybe I should shortstack. Nah I won't sell my soul yet.

 

[icemonkey9]

I'm just happy i can adjust the clock in Pokerstars now to the Pacific Time Zone.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

50nl is fun...

Played less than 5 hours this month so far, but i'm running ridiculously hot. That, or 50nl just got a hell of lot easier lately at FTP.

Disclaimer: also lost $200 at 100nl over 43 hands. can't always be running good...

 

[Richyl2008]

Played less than 5 hours this month so far, but i'm running ridiculously hot. That, or 50nl just got a hell of lot easier lately at FTP.

SIck graph,

 

[eNTy]

Holy smokes Belgo !
I'll give you a cookie if you can maintain that winrate !

 

[switch0723]

sigh, ran ak into ace once and kings twice today, ran tens into jacks, and 4bet a,q villain flats with aces, and flop just always comes q,x,x. Also paly for nearly 2 hours against this guy, he hadn't seen my bluff once, hed only seen me showdown the goods, yet the 1 time in 2 hours that i make a bluff he absolutely owns me with a sick call. Sickest thing is that i was check/folding most turns, but a club just had to roll off

PokerStars Game #22858648742: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/12/12 17:32:47 ET
Table 'Primula' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: switch0723 ($127.10 in chips)
Seat 2: nostoprob ($112.45 in chips)
nostoprob: posts small blind $0.25
switch0723: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to switch0723 [Ac 4c]
nostoprob: raises $1 to $1.50
switch0723: raises $3.50 to $5
nostoprob: raises $7 to $12
switch0723: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [6h 9h 3c]
switch0723: checks
nostoprob: bets $16
switch0723: raises $19.50 to $35.50
nostoprob: calls $19.50
*** TURN *** [6h 9h 3c] [Tc]
switch0723: bets $79.60 and is all-in
nostoprob said, "u beat QQ?"
nostoprob said, "u AKh?"
nostoprob: calls $64.95 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($14.65) returned to switch0723
*** RIVER *** [6h 9h 3c Tc] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
switch0723: shows [Ac 4c] (a pair of Threes)
nostoprob: shows [Kd 9d] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
nostoprob collected $224.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $224.90 | Rake $0.50
Board [6h 9h 3c Tc 3h]
Seat 1: switch0723 (big blind) showed [Ac 4c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: nostoprob (button) (small blind) showed [Kd 9d] and won ($224.40) with two pair, Nines and Threes

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Holy smokes Belgo !
I'll give you a cookie if you can maintain that winrate !

Beware of fuffalos offering cookies!

 

[switch0723]

sigh, lost 10 buyins today, about 86 of which were with tptk or overpair in 3 bet pots where villains hit sets or 2 pairs at will

 

[eNTy]

Christ switch, will you ever run good ?
How long has this been going on for now ?

 

[switch0723]

like my life, i unno, im having a quality chat with vanq to get over tilt and waiting for combu

 

[vanquish]

i like dirt i like dirt!