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I don't want to go to sleep because tomorrow I have to wake up and play 4k hands at least and I'm ****ing terrified to play now

I think I should retire
 
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Is this statistically possible for the case K's and A's to both come out this is insane?

PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $200.00
BTN: $204.50 (VPIP: 36.12, PFR: 8.37, 3Bet Preflop: 3.70, Hands: 237)
SB: $447.38 (VPIP: 22.88, PFR: 18.95, 3Bet Preflop: 8.06, Hands: 314)
Hero (BB): $200.00
UTG: $221.02 (VPIP: 15.46, PFR: 10.82, 3Bet Preflop: 3.70, Hands: 201)

SB posts SB $1.00, Hero posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has K:diamond: K:heart:

fold, CO raises to $6.00, fold, SB raises to $20.00, Hero raises to $45.00, fold, SB raises to $447.38 and is all-in, Hero calls $155.00 and is all-in

Flop: ($406.00, 2 players) K:club: 6:spade: K:spade:

Turn: ($406.00, 2 players) T:heart:

River: ($406.00, 2 players) A:diamond:
Players agreed to run it twice.

Flop #2: ($406.00, 2 players) T:diamond: 8:club: Q:club:

Turn #2: ($406.00, 2 players) 5:club:

River #2: ($406.00, 2 players) A:heart:

SB shows A:club: A:spade: (Full House, Aces full of Kings)Board #1 (Pre 81%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)Board #2 (Pre 81%, Flop 91%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows K:diamond: K:heart: (Four of a Kind, Kings)Board #1 (Pre 19%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)Board #2 (Pre 19%, Flop 9%, Turn 2%)
SB wins $201.60
Hero wins $201.60
 
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Laptop broke, new laptop arrives next week, bankroll is now twenty quid.
 
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grind dat 2nl w/ agro BRM to 5nl obv
 
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Yeah maybe. It really wouldn't take long.
 
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Laptop broke, new laptop arrives next week, bankroll is now twenty quid.
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Good luck! Sorry about your unfortunate laptop situation, but hey, a new one is always nice. :D
 
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Thanks. Yeah I'm not too annoyed, it was 4 years old I think and I'm looking forward to one that's a bit faster. Well it should be a lot faster though the other was no slouch when I bought it and it was only just showing it's age. Here's to buying a whole new device whenever you need an upgrade.
 
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wtf is a quid?
 
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Almost a squid?
 
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It's not real money unless it has the Queen's face on it.


It says I can't use img bbcode in posts wtf is this shit.
 
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What's that some kind of play money?
 
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I am a noob.

You ain't got a leg to stand on comin' at me with play money, Homeslice.
 
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Any money with a living person on it = play money. Got to be dead presidents to be real.
 
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Main event today. Rungood time.
 
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[x] check boxes will never die.
[ ] zach takes down the main.
[x] will give JB a 2% free roll.
 
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I got to feel like what it was to run like God this weekend. Then reality came back today, you can't honestly play good when everything goes so wrong. I think over the weekend I was like 2k over ev, vast majority of the time had the best hand and it held.
 
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Cleveland was chosen to host the RNC in 2016. Can't wait. Tons of rich Republican whales...
 
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Take McCain's money. He's an uber whale and loves that poker shizz; got caught playing in a Senate hearing, icymi.
 
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pokerstars pop up saying FT now has a casino going, re-install FT to have a look and I have $18 spare...hmmmmm.

Also, new laptop is cool but having an OEM copy of windows 8 is absolute ballsack.

(In before windows 8 is ballsack, I don't dislike it exactly)
 
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BJ on FTP is rigged

Me and Marg tested it
 
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I just tested roulette. Was up $70 and lost it all. Completely rigged, 26 didn't come out once.
 
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Just won a Sunday million entry in a $1.65 rebuy to use up the last of my $T, one buy in, one add on an hour late. notbad.jpg

Play, sell half or convert to cash? I should definitely play, one time etc.
 
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