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  #1  
17-06-2008, 6:05 PM
zachvac
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Hilarious Encounter

PokerStars Game #18196514486: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/06/17 - 11:06:11 (ET)
Table 'Eurykleia II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Funkychaps ($108.30 in chips)
Seat 2: BRUAGH ($88.90 in chips)
Seat 3: onemantd ($55 in chips)
Seat 4: zontar duke ($43.25 in chips)
Seat 6: zachvac ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 7: nick_mada ($110.25 in chips)
Seat 8: swainy83 ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: westphilly ($59 in chips)
nick_mada: posts small blind $0.50
swainy83: posts big blind $1
WhamBam39: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zachvac [6d 5d]
westphilly: calls $1
Funkychaps: folds
BRUAGH: calls $1
onemantd: folds
zontar duke: folds
zachvac: calls $1
nick_mada: calls $0.50
swainy83: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c Qd 6s]
nick_mada: checks
swainy83: checks
westphilly: bets $3
WhamBam39 said, "funki munki"
BRUAGH: calls $3
WhamBam39 said, "funki monkey"
zachvac: raises $11 to $14
nick_mada: folds
swainy83: folds
westphilly: calls $11
BRUAGH: calls $11
*** TURN *** [5c Qd 6s] 6♥
westphilly: checks
BRUAGH: bets $20
zachvac: calls $20
westphilly: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [5c Qd 6s 6h] 8♣
westphilly: checks
WhamBam39 said, "funki hand here!~"
BRUAGH: checks
WhamBam39 said, "weet weet"
zachvac: bets $63.50 and is all-in
westphilly: calls $24 and is all-in
WhamBam39 said, "gotta call this dude!"
BRUAGH: folds
Uncalled bet ($39.50) returned to zachvac
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zachvac: shows [6d 5d] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
westphilly: mucks hand
zachvac collected $152 from pot
westphilly leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $155 | Rake $3
Board [5c Qd 6s 6h 8c]
Seat 1: Funkychaps folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BRUAGH folded on the River
Seat 3: onemantd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: zontar duke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: zachvac (button) showed [6d 5d] and won ($152) with a full house, Sixes full of Fives
Seat 7: nick_mada (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: swainy83 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: westphilly mucked [Qc 4s]



WhamBam39 said, "funkiest hand so far was the full haus"
WhamBam39 said, "you wanna discuss it zachvac?"
WhamBam39 said, "weet weet"
WhamBam39 said, "funki munki"
zachvac said, "discuss what?"
WhamBam39 said, "your big hand"
zachvac said, "oh lol"
WhamBam39 said, "you wanna discuss your 6-5 fullhaus?"
zachvac said, "against Q4?"
WhamBam39 said, "yeah"
WhamBam39 said, "how was it?"
zachvac said, "it sucked"
zachvac said, "because I hate money"
WhamBam39 said, "omg"
WhamBam39 said, "youcould have folded u know"
zachvac said, "with a boat?"
WhamBam39 said, "but you said you hate money"
WhamBam39 said, "if you fold, you won't have the money right?"
WhamBam39 said, "you are one funki guy!"
WhamBam39 said, "a funki munki!"
zachvac said, "lol"
zachvac said, "obviously no sarcasm"
zachvac said, "do I know you?"
WhamBam39 said, "dood...where is germantown?"
WhamBam39 said, "Sounds like a funki place!"
zachvac said, "MD, USA"
WhamBam39 said, "ah...Maryland"
WhamBam39 said, "sexay!"
zachvac said, "do I know you?"
WhamBam39 said, "funki wunki!"
WhamBam39 said, "u don't"
WhamBam39 said, "but i do know you"
WhamBam39 said, "I'm that guy who peeps at you every evening"
WhamBam39 said, "nice boxers btw!"
WhamBam39 said, "very sexay and funki munki!"
zachvac said, "lol wtf"

(beginning of hand unimportant)

zontar duke: checks
WhamBam39: checks
WojtasPolak: bets $4
zontar duke: folds
WhamBam39: calls $4
*** TURN *** [4h 9c 6d] J♠
WhamBam39: bets $9
WojtasPolak: raises $15 to $24
WhamBam39: raises $68 to $92 and is all-in
WojtasPolak: calls $54 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($14) returned to WhamBam39
*** RIVER *** [4h 9c 6d Js] 4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WhamBam39: shows [9d 9h] (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
WojtasPolak: mucks hand
WhamBam39 collected $173.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $176.50 | Rake $3
Board [4h 9c 6d Js 4d]
Seat 1: WojtasPolak mucked [Qs Qh]
Seat 2: thomas41on1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Makke (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: zontar duke (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: WhamBam39 showed [9d 9h] and won ($173.50) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
Seat 6: zachvac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nick_mada folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: swainy83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Mantaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

WhamBam39 said, "not such a funki munki hand"
zachvac said, "nh"
zachvac said, "shoulda folded though"
WhamBam39 said, "yeah"
WhamBam39 said, "i don't like money too"
WhamBam39 said, "you want me to transfer it to you?"
WhamBam39 said, "say $50 or so?"
zachvac said, "sure"
WhamBam39 said, "ok"
WhamBam39 said, "done"
zachvac said, "been thinking"
zachvac said, "changed my mind"
zachvac said, "decided I like money after all"
WhamBam39 said, "I've transfered the 50 to you"
WhamBam39 said, "u should have gotten it by now"
zachvac said, "thanks lol"
WhamBam39 said, "check your account yo!"
WhamBam39 said, "anyone else wants the funki moniy?"
zachvac said, "oh wow you actually sent?"
WhamBam39 said, "yeah baby"
zachvac said, "damn thought you were kidding"
zachvac said, "$500?"
WhamBam39 said, "cos i said that you were funki!"
zachvac said, "wow"
WhamBam39 said, "yeah baby"
zachvac said, "thought you were only gona do $50"
WhamBam39 said, "omg!"
zachvac said, "holy ****"
zachvac said, "thanks"
WhamBam39 said, "i sent $50 didnt I?"
WhamBam39 said, "crap"
zachvac said, "I got $500"
WhamBam39 said, "can send me back the $450?"
WhamBam39 said, "it was a typo!!!"
WhamBam39 said, "omg omg"
zachvac said, "ok"
zachvac said, "since I actually do hate money"
WhamBam39 said, "can you call support in?"
WhamBam39 said, "Stars Support!"
zachvac said, "I'll send back"
WhamBam39 said, "sure dude"
zachvac said, "np I'll do it"
WhamBam39 said, "thanks"
zachvac said, "you can trust me"
WhamBam39 said, "you can keep an extra $10"
zachvac said, "I mean it's not like it's a ton of money"
zachvac said, "only $500"
WhamBam39 said, "my way of saying thanks"
zachvac said, "that's like only 5 buy-ins"
zachvac said, "np"
zachvac said, "and thanks a lot man"
WhamBam39 said, "dude...much appreciated man"
WhamBam39 said, "you are awesome"
WhamBam39 said, "OK...thanks...I just received the funds transfer"
zachvac said, "lol so are you just having fun sending pocket change to strangers?"
zachvac said, "or do you actually know me?"
WhamBam39 said, "relaxs zachboy"
WhamBam39 said, "i'll see u soon"
zachvac said, "ok"
WhamBam39 said, "and i'll say "Hey Funki Munki""
zachvac said, "hahahaha"
WhamBam39 said, "and you'll know it's me"
WhamBam39 said, "this weekend perhaps"
WhamBam39 said, "if not, then definitely next weekend"

Quote:
Originally Posted by email from Stars
Hello zachvac,

We have transferred $0.50 to your account as requested by 'WhamBam39'.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

PokerStars Cashier

 

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  #2  
17-06-2008, 6:12 PM
arkadiy
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Lol, what happened to $50? :P

Oh well, gonna be funny if you actually know him, but I doubt it
  #3  
17-06-2008, 6:14 PM
kcanuck
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LMFAO .....that sure was one funki encounter
  #4  
17-06-2008, 6:16 PM
MrMuckets
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Maybe it's Barry Greenstein
  #5  
17-06-2008, 6:16 PM
KingCurtis
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Likes: Holdem ldo
Posts: 5,668
lmao......wow where are these people and I wish there where more....def. saving that name and searching lol
  #6  
17-06-2008, 6:43 PM
Effexor
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Priceless !
  #7  
17-06-2008, 7:16 PM
Inscore77
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Thats one jive turkey
  #8  
17-06-2008, 7:26 PM
KerouacsDog
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Location: torquay
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what a guy, odds on him being on something? we need more like him in poker!
Great post zach
  #9  
17-06-2008, 7:28 PM
vanquish
When it rains, it pours.
 
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  #10  
17-06-2008, 7:32 PM
KerouacsDog
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^^^^^^^^lol, lol, lol, and it only cost him 50 cents...........
  #11  
17-06-2008, 8:01 PM
ChuckTs
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Posts: 11,570
joosebuck in disguise imo
  #12  
18-06-2008, 4:59 AM
OzExorcist
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Location: Australia
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Brings the LOLZ IMO
  #13  
19-06-2008, 11:25 AM
Munchrs
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if someone walks up to you in the strwat and says hey funki monki then you should ask for your $49.50 IMO
  #14  
19-06-2008, 11:41 AM
Four Dogs
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Posts: 2,873
Unreal! We gotta get this guy here!!
  #15  
19-06-2008, 3:44 PM
icemonkey9
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Location: Orange County, CA
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Absolutely has to be one of the most bizarre things I've seen. At least you got 50 cents out of it.
  #16  
22-07-2008, 7:25 PM
zachvac
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Location: Cleveland, OH
Plays at: Pokerstars
Likes: NL Hold 'em
Posts: 5,399
lol saw this guy at the tables again today, apparently he read my blog, asked how I could betray his trust like that, talked about all he thought we could have been, then called a moderator who made a bunch of generic statements evident that the mod had no idea wtf was going on lol. Made a post about not bypassing censor, then in the end guess got it right and said something about not abusing the call mod lol. We joked around a little more, me calling him too sensitive, him saying it wasn't about that it was about trust, and he didn't see how we could go further if there wasn't mutual trust, then he said check your email and sent me 27 cents lol. Strange guy.
  #17  
22-07-2008, 7:44 PM
Monoxide
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You still have no idea who this guy is? Weeeird....
  #18  
22-07-2008, 7:45 PM
KerouacsDog
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zachvac
lol saw this guy at the tables again today, apparently he read my blog, asked how I could betray his trust like that, talked about all he thought we could have been, then called a moderator who made a bunch of generic statements evident that the mod had no idea wtf was going on lol. Made a post about not bypassing censor, then in the end guess got it right and said something about not abusing the call mod lol. We joked around a little more, me calling him too sensitive, him saying it wasn't about that it was about trust, and he didn't see how we could go further if there wasn't mutual trust, then he said check your email and sent me 27 cents lol. Strange guy.
lol, way too funny, sounds like a real character.............you not interested then, zach?
  #19  
24-07-2008, 6:43 AM
Munchrs
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hes not strange, look after the cents and the dollers will come imo
  #20  
25-07-2008, 12:52 PM
ABorges
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lol what the hell is he high or something? Did he give you 50$ or 0.50$, I didn't quite get that.
  #21  
25-07-2008, 3:36 PM
zachvac
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Location: Cleveland, OH
Plays at: Pokerstars
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Posts: 5,399
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABorges
lol what the hell is he high or something? Did he give you 50$ or 0.50$, I didn't quite get that.
50 cents the first time, 27 cents the second time, so I'm up 77 cents from these encounters .
 



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