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Legend
Silver Level
*DONT SCROLL DOWN! READ IN ORDER*
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So you're all happy, your playing the $10,000.00 Main Event. Your so excited. You go to get your seat placement and this hot chick, so HOT, big real boobs and a cute smile(anyone see where this is going?)
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tells you that you will be seated at the feature table. Your so excicted, you walk through the crowds of people and camera lights and take your seat, your so happy. Then comes in seat 1 and BAM! Phil Ivey with his scary pokerface sits down and puts a piece of gum in his mouth slowly(anyone see where this is going?)
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Then while your sitting there in fear Phil Hellmuth walks in all in black sits down, and slowly screws on his baseball hat(backwards, obv) that is all black. Then when you think it cant get any worse. Doyle Brunsno then walks in with the help of 2 slightly under dressed swimsuit models, he smiling and then takes his seat and sticks on his cowboy hat(Anyone see where this is going?).
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Your shocked 5 other players come in and take their seats. There is 1 seat empty that is not yelled filled in, its to your right. After a minute or 2 you see this 6'2" big hairy man with a white shirt, overalls, Navy boots and a big fat hairy mole on his lip come in and sit next to you(Anyone see where this is going?).
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Then the TD says 'shuffle up and deal!' Right as the dealer starts to deal the cards the big guy to your right says 'im all in first hand.' So all the table starts to laugh. 'Must be another one of those online poker farmers with laptops in their tractors"- Phil Hellmuth. All the players starts to talk and joke and one by one it folds to the farmer(SB) who pushs all his chips in the middle. You're(BB) the only one left to act you start thinking, 'aces baby, aces!' (Anyone see where this is going?).
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You look down and see a shiny black ace! Your heart starts to beat!(Anyone see where this is going?).
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You look down at the other and slowly look and see a big fat shiny....king. You have Big-Slick(Anyone see where this is going?).
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You have AK, you are 100% sure the other guy hasnt looked and has 2 random cards. The feature table also gets shuffled every 20 minutes so you cant say....hes an idiot, ill get the chips later. Do you call?
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Also, i could typed this post in 50 words and 45 secs with only 2 typos instead i made this, Enjoy~~(yea i used 2 ~)!
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So you're all happy, your playing the $10,000.00 Main Event. Your so excited. You go to get your seat placement and this hot chick, so HOT, big real boobs and a cute smile(anyone see where this is going?)
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tells you that you will be seated at the feature table. Your so excicted, you walk through the crowds of people and camera lights and take your seat, your so happy. Then comes in seat 1 and BAM! Phil Ivey with his scary pokerface sits down and puts a piece of gum in his mouth slowly(anyone see where this is going?)
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Then while your sitting there in fear Phil Hellmuth walks in all in black sits down, and slowly screws on his baseball hat(backwards, obv) that is all black. Then when you think it cant get any worse. Doyle Brunsno then walks in with the help of 2 slightly under dressed swimsuit models, he smiling and then takes his seat and sticks on his cowboy hat(Anyone see where this is going?).
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Your shocked 5 other players come in and take their seats. There is 1 seat empty that is not yelled filled in, its to your right. After a minute or 2 you see this 6'2" big hairy man with a white shirt, overalls, Navy boots and a big fat hairy mole on his lip come in and sit next to you(Anyone see where this is going?).
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Then the TD says 'shuffle up and deal!' Right as the dealer starts to deal the cards the big guy to your right says 'im all in first hand.' So all the table starts to laugh. 'Must be another one of those online poker farmers with laptops in their tractors"- Phil Hellmuth. All the players starts to talk and joke and one by one it folds to the farmer(SB) who pushs all his chips in the middle. You're(BB) the only one left to act you start thinking, 'aces baby, aces!' (Anyone see where this is going?).
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You look down and see a shiny black ace! Your heart starts to beat!(Anyone see where this is going?).
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You look down at the other and slowly look and see a big fat shiny....king. You have Big-Slick(Anyone see where this is going?).
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You have AK, you are 100% sure the other guy hasnt looked and has 2 random cards. The feature table also gets shuffled every 20 minutes so you cant say....hes an idiot, ill get the chips later. Do you call?
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Also, i could typed this post in 50 words and 45 secs with only 2 typos instead i made this, Enjoy~~(yea i used 2 ~)!
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