I hope none of you guys do this...

#1 16th January 2011, 12:59 AM

So I'm poker book shopping because that is all I read on the plane when I fly back and forth to NYC and I'm watching his promo vid and we get to the end and....yeah he's peeing in a bottle at the desk while he grinds.

here is the vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bxen...layer_embedded

I've never had the desire to do this but I suppose it's possible with some help...

#2 16th January 2011, 1:08 AM

You dont need anything specialized. Just a large old cranberry juice bottle. Its much more efficient than actually getting up and going to the bathroom.

#3 16th January 2011, 1:26 AM

Why have i never thought of this before? Off to buy a large cranberry juice bottle first thing in the morning.

#4 16th January 2011, 1:28 AM

That is sick

#5 16th January 2011, 1:30 AM

A lot of people claim to do it but I dont know how common it actually is. I have never done it but the merits of doing it are very strong.

#6 16th January 2011, 2:25 AM

Well,I dont see a problem with it myself...just think,our restrooms used to be a shack outside in the cold!..Whats the problem with peeing into a jug or something,specially if you are alone...ya dont wanna miss those pocket aces,when you are shortstacked!

#7 16th January 2011, 2:32 AM

I've done it on long driving trips when I'm by myself. It saves time and you can avoid those nasty gas station bathrooms.

#8 16th January 2011, 2:35 AM

Common for long haul truckers. If you find a gallon jug by the side of the interstate full of some sort of pale yellow liquid, it prolly ain't O.J.

#9 16th January 2011, 2:37 AM

Or you could just wear these and your hands will never stray from the mouse during those difficult times when you have AKs and you've been re-raised pre

#10 16th January 2011, 5:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marginal

You dont need anything specialized. Just a large old cranberry juice bottle. Its much more efficient than actually getting up and going to the bathroom.

Hey, it sais cranberry on the bottle, but it looks like apple juice.
Wonder what it tastes like.

#11 16th January 2011, 5:30 AM

You just saw the video of a CardsChat member doing that, lol.. Dusty (Leatherass) is a member here.

#12 16th January 2011, 5:36 AM

I did this playing everquest ... whats the big deal?

#13 16th January 2011, 6:02 AM

I believe it's an inside joke with Dusty and his friends. Or the joke is, he actually did it. Not sure which it is, Dusty would have to confirm that.

#14 16th January 2011, 6:27 AM

They should make another video where he crys about "how Oregon got screwed in the national champhionship" its all he talks about in his blog

#15 16th January 2011, 6:29 AM

I will admit it, I've done it. And recently too. 8 tabling SNG, 4 were short handed on or just past the bubble. Just couldn't leave the game even for a quick leak. Am I proud of it? No. Ahamed? No. It just was what it was.

And I used a Powerade bottle.

#16 16th January 2011, 11:45 AM

Guess it's better than this:

YouTube - Eric cartman shits on his mom

#17 16th January 2011, 4:59 PM

Used to fly small planes. Very common - the best ones have a gel in them that would kill the smell almost immediately and solidfy so it doesn't slosh around. They even have different adapters for men and women.

Fortunately, we didn't do that in the long car trips when I was a kid. My Mom was too freaky about bathroom breaks.

#18 16th January 2011, 5:24 PM

My god old memories,when I battle drugs and alcohol,never want to go there again.

#19 16th January 2011, 5:42 PM

I know if I have a few drinks and don't have the ole cranberry juice bottle handy it makes for rough night. If you are a tourney player + a drinker it is a must! Don't know about you all but when I'm drinking, one break an hour just ain't gonna cut it.

#20 16th January 2011, 6:22 PM

As said above, long haul truckers and pilots do this all of the time. In Dusty's situation, he will often have 12 to 20 tables in play with maybe 12 grand in action. I wouldn't leave that either.

I'm not quite sure from if OP realizes that the video is a parody. However the joke of that scene is that Dusty has admitted to doing this IRL rather than leave good tables.

Its just another small example of what high achieving people will do to achieve their goals.

#21 16th January 2011, 7:44 PM

i done it a few times.

#22 16th January 2011, 8:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TPC

I believe it's an inside joke with Dusty and his friends. Or the joke is, he actually did it. Not sure which it is, Dusty would have to confirm that.

He does it as needed when playing. It costs him money to stop and go to the bathroom.

Not an option for girls lol.

#23 16th January 2011, 8:30 PM

I know we are talking about the pee bottle but has anybody ever used their poop buckets? Its really handy.

#24 16th January 2011, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marginal

I know we are talking about the pee bottle but has anybody ever used their poop buckets? Its really handy.

Only you would want to talk about your poop bucket.. the rest of us keep ours a secret.

#25 16th January 2011, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortis

Only you would want to talk about your poop bucket.. the rest of us keep ours a secret.

I'm proud of my poop. Everybody poops.

#26 16th January 2011, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marginal

I know we are talking about the pee bottle but has anybody ever used their poop buckets? Its really handy.

LOL gross.

Reminds me of an episode of Pawn Stars where someone brought in a chair from the early 1900's. The seat is on hinges and underneath there is another seat with hole in it! You then place bucket under hole and well.....think yall know the rest.

#27 16th January 2011, 10:41 PM

Say that episode, was the inspiration of my bucket.

#28 16th January 2011, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marginal

I'm proud of my poop. Everybody poops.

#29 16th January 2011, 10:52 PM

If I hold it in I would never be able to categories my poop and determine which is the most common variation for me.

#30 16th January 2011, 11:05 PM

I've never done it before. But I'll come handy sometimes when multi-tabling tables or playing MMORPGS. Idk I just don't feel that comfortable doing it lol.

#31 16th January 2011, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misofer

I've never done it before. But I'll come handy sometimes when multi-tabling tables or playing MMORPGS. Idk I just don't feel that comfortable doing it lol.

When you get used to it, it would be like clicking a mouse, losing a house.

#32 17th January 2011, 1:23 AM

I was in a tourney once and was in a bit better than average shape. I went for a bathroom break in the cutoff position and came back to me having folded preflop 3/3 and two more 3's on the flop for quads. There were three limpers in that hand although I think they small balled it to the river.

I made it itm but not too far beyond that.... maybe had I a cranberry juice bottle of my own... :/

#33 17th January 2011, 1:38 AM

So....I guess peeing in a bottle is socially acceptable in the poker world. I'm still afraid to try it and have my bf walk in with me hunched over a desk peeing into a bottle. I dunno if he'd be disgusted or proud...

#34 17th January 2011, 2:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fstpmper

So....I guess peeing in a bottle is socially acceptable in the poker world. I'm still afraid to try it and have my bf walk in with me hunched over a desk peeing into a bottle. I dunno if he'd be disgusted or proud...

He'd be proud. Unless he's a prude or something.

I know if I walked into the room and seen my wife doing it she woud earn applause.

#35 12th February 2011, 12:37 PM

Sorry people. I just do not see this as a a permitted activity at a poker table. Plan your time better.

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