advice please

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open ended ambiguous generic poker question in the wrong part of the forum. nonsensical statement implying poker is rigged. threat on lee jones life. another sentence with terrible grammar and many mispelled words. proclamation for love of plankton.

gimme some of what you're smokin, joose

generic all-caps smartassed sarcastic response

lol i was woried bwt that aswell

can i have the password emailed to me

assertion that none of you appear to 'get' this thread

Sarcastic seemingly stupid one-liner written with bad spelling designed to show that I get this thread.

declaration of undying love for fp

brief sentence showing that I'm now addressing the first poster

serious and polite response to issues addressed. clarification regarding uniqueness of first poster's findings. request for statistical proof. explanation of why the proof that will eventually be presented won't cut it.

sign-off designed to show relaxed attitude and non-hostility because I'm a wuss when it comes to confrontation

<img poorly made image showing chris and fp with a screaming pink heart between them>

halfassed apology for lack of image quality. briefly worded excuse based on other activities taking up too much time.

slash followed by initials

semi related comment most likely calling out pieces of other posts.

hijack statement goes here followed by two or three smilies

other unrelated hijack statement about this poster's affinity to baked goods.

one word random agreement with other unrelated hijack statement above

insert of the wall remark about wooly quadrapeds. assertion that OPs post is out of line.

semi crappy attempt to flame hijackers, slightly ambigious attempt to explain why lee jones pwns wonders why i bother..........

quote containing assertion that OP's post is out of line.

agreement.

gratitude towards deity for day of week

laugh out loud

cake

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attempt to restore order by telling newbie op to "hang around and see what the forum has to offer" while slipping in a very subtle and obscure hint that he is nuts for thinking poker is rigged. then salivating over the cake picture

I sure as hell don't , at a later time someone enlighten me

Explanation as to the nature and purpose of this thread directed towards Jamile.

Explanation posted at nearly the same time as previous poster and not deleted.

generic humerous screenshot, sarcastically feigning proof of rigged hypothesis, fueling some three-letter ancronym responses.

Supportive 'online poker is rigged' post showing example of losing aa once as proof that lee jones is a bastard, all in one paragraph, all in caps and barely legible.

Good god, we're nerds.

I think if you just walk down the streets of Amsterdam you can get stoned from the sweet aroma because I am totally lost in the first thread I tried to read here.

failed to include the me-to's, and how do you get to be a loyaler?

Question, questioning where one might acquire substance used to attune so many on a single day to matters of such incongruously stiffling importance.

restatement of original question with seemingly oblivious attitude toward each of the respondents. another single HH where the 60/40 underdog wins posted as proof of riggedaliciousness. declaration of intent to join the seminary if said rigged site operators are not ousted into the streets.

hidden advertisement towards a site that is most definetly 'not rigged' & has an even RNG. also spam for gay porn site via adsense bot.

I'll have what he's smokin, er, having.

10 minutes to the BIG RIGGED one.

random but expected declaration of intoxication. reference to earlier deity-praise on account of week-day.

typo-ridden and nonsensical rant

Attempt to start a flame war. Veiled insult directed at someone who hasn't even posted to this thread. Lame threat to leave cardschat forever if my post is deleted. Post is deleted. Still here.

Bash.org steal. Great job. QDB: Top 100 Quotes

possibly inspired but hardly stolen? except for the word plankton. if you had more than 13 posts you might understand that the types of posts im ridiculing are more than abundant enough to warrant this post.

besides, if you think they are the first people in history to do that, you are sadly mistaken. i saw that bash.org quote several years ago and thought it would be funny to make a post making fun of all of the terrible threads here. the fact that it is in a similar format doesn't mean it's a rip at all, but thanks. who are you again? besides a troll with only 13 posts

edit: anyway, everyone who replied has most likely seen the bash.org quote you're referring to anyhow.

moderator intervention reminding all to play nice. implies possibility of locking thread but reiterates would prefer not to.

says sarcastic (almost daring) bye to those threatening to leave

Ummmmmm.........lomao.....cause I dont understand anythings yous says....because meese had to get stoned to even try.

Post written in same format as previous posts in order to demonstrate understanding.

Carefully judged insult aimed at new poster troll in order to demonstrate support for long term member without appearing to be overtly hostile.

Vaguely humourous, overly wordy and slightly inside comment aimed at subset of posters with appropriate mental acuity, designed to engender satisfying mutual feeling of superiority.

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