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Poker - advice please
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advice please
salutation
open ended ambiguous generic poker question in the wrong part of the forum. nonsensical statement implying poker is rigged. threat on lee jones life. another sentence with terrible grammar and many mispelled words. proclamation for love of plankton. Last edited by joosebuck : 16-03-2007 at 9:43 AM. |
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#9
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brief sentence showing that I'm now addressing the first poster
serious and polite response to issues addressed. clarification regarding uniqueness of first poster's findings. request for statistical proof. explanation of why the proof that will eventually be presented won't cut it. sign-off designed to show relaxed attitude and non-hostility because I'm a wuss when it comes to confrontation |
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#10
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<img poorly made image showing chris and fp with a screaming pink heart between them>
halfassed apology for lack of image quality. briefly worded excuse based on other activities taking up too much time. slash followed by initials |
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#18
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attempt to restore order by telling newbie op to "hang around and see what the forum has to offer" while slipping in a very subtle and obscure hint that he is nuts for thinking poker is rigged. then salivating over the cake picture
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Question, questioning where one might acquire substance used to attune so many on a single day to matters of such incongruously stiffling importance.
Last edited by dj11 : 16-03-2007 at 8:03 PM. Reason: acurate spelin |
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restatement of original question with seemingly oblivious attitude toward each of the respondents. another single HH where the 60/40 underdog wins posted as proof of riggedaliciousness. declaration of intent to join the seminary if said rigged site operators are not ousted into the streets.
hidden advertisement towards a site that is most definetly 'not rigged' & has an even RNG. also spam for gay porn site via adsense bot. |
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Quote:
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#32
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possibly inspired but hardly stolen? except for the word plankton. if you had more than 13 posts you might understand that the types of posts im ridiculing are more than abundant enough to warrant this post.
besides, if you think they are the first people in history to do that, you are sadly mistaken. i saw that bash.org quote several years ago and thought it would be funny to make a post making fun of all of the terrible threads here. the fact that it is in a similar format doesn't mean it's a rip at all, but thanks. who are you again? besides a troll with only 13 posts edit: anyway, everyone who replied has most likely seen the bash.org quote you're referring to anyhow. Last edited by joosebuck : 17-03-2007 at 3:38 AM. |
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#33
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moderator intervention reminding all to play nice. implies possibility of locking thread but reiterates would prefer not to.
says sarcastic (almost daring) bye to those threatening to leave |
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#35
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Post written in same format as previous posts in order to demonstrate understanding.
Carefully judged insult aimed at new poster troll in order to demonstrate support for long term member without appearing to be overtly hostile. Vaguely humourous, overly wordy and slightly inside comment aimed at subset of posters with appropriate mental acuity, designed to engender satisfying mutual feeling of superiority. __________________ Lovingly crafted signature Advertisment for anodyne scrawlings to satisfy attention whore cravings |
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