KerouacsDog
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fair enough, but admit you're 'hot' for me and we'll leave it there, loli was merely commenting on how women can sometimes have the advantage in poker because of the way mens minds work as opposed to a womans
fair enough, but admit you're 'hot' for me and we'll leave it there, loli was merely commenting on how women can sometimes have the advantage in poker because of the way mens minds work as opposed to a womans
you female?I got next!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.Let's see...currently I have funds at Poker Stars, Bodog, and FullTilt...whenever you're ready, love.
Tenbob??? Is that you???you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.
Unless it has keywords/sentences in it:
shall I cook dinner now?
no, I'll clean the kitchen, thats woman's work;
would you like me to fetch a beer?
would you like a BJ?(BJ is a pizza in the uk, it's not what you are thinking, or is it, I can never remember)
lol
roflyou female?
get in line, sister
Would this be the whole plaid skirt, white knee high socks thing?Is it time to bring school in session?
Doh.apart from with fridge shops, cooker shops, cleaning shops, etc.
Hey, I got your back. But she brought up that whole school girl thing and won.Thanks for supporting me JD.........................hang-on, you didnt, wtf
Go figure.lol lol lol
Im hoping she might dominate me at the table............
you know, i damaged my hearing when I was young, so whenever a woman talks to me, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, or nag, nag, nag, nag.
Unless it has keywords/sentences in it:
shall I cook dinner now?
no, I'll clean the kitchen, thats woman's work;
would you like me to fetch a beer?
would you like a BJ?(BJ is a pizza in the uk, it's not what you are thinking, or is it, I can never remember)
lol
You'd almost thing so, wouldn't ya?Tenbob??? Is that you???
Aawwww.Tsk, tsk. Naughty children.
Getting back to where this thread started...
Tenbob??? Is that you???
I have no money at pokerstars, and the other two I wouldn't touch with a barge pole...........Let's see...currently I have funds at Poker Stars, Bodog, and FullTilt...whenever you're ready, love.
not only have they noticed, but they sent me an email regarding collusion, and politely asked me to be careful when playing together! I told them that me and her are very competitive, and there's no better feeling than beating her, and likewise for her, beating me. We play sng's together, and have never ever colluded, even not shouting out,'fold, I have a hand', or similar, it's the best feeling in the world to beat her. Occaisionaly we will get put on the same table in a mtt, and because it says on our profile we both live in the same town, I say that we are bf/gf, but we don't collude, and then I proceed to trashtalk her whenever we get into the same hand together, and beat her, which isnt that often. It's quite funny, cause all the guys cheer me on, and any women on that table cheer her on. Then we say first one out makes the dinner/tea/etc, which is always a hit.Tsk, tsk. Naughty children.
Getting back to where this thread started - I think it`s strange that VC don`t seem to notice you and Liz playing in the same tourney from (I assume) the same IP.
Have they never queried that with you, KD ?
Ok, Jessie, see those 2 lines of women leading to my door, the ones with over a thousand in them? Well, they're either the women I've trashtalked in my life, or the women who have come on to me and got blown out by me, and they want to get even. So, you have to ask yourself, well, what line do I queue in?Hmmm-KD
I'm wondering if I should jump on the "playing KD in HU" bandwagon.
KD-I am a woman-a mighty poker player(to be modest), a woman you should surely be afraid of Whilst I bat my eyes at you and give you a pretty smile, I'll be eating you for breakfast
So, my question for you, sweetheart, is can you handle me?
Would this be the whole plaid skirt, white knee high socks thing?they are the best skirts!
Doh. LOL
Hey, I got your back. But she brought up that whole school girl thing and won. I owe you one
Go figure.too complicated
You'd almost thing so, wouldn't ya?thing so????too much time at school spent looking at girls in skirts,good man JD!
Aawwww. NO
Ok, Jessie, see those 2 lines of women leading to my door, the ones with over a thousand in them? Well, they're either the women I've trashtalked in my life, or the women who have come on to me and got blown out by me, and they want to get even. So, you have to ask yourself, well, what line do I queue in?
Ok, here's some clues:
1.I have never trashtalked you
2.You begin your post with, 'Im wondering if I should jump'-classic Freudian slip, dont ya think?
3.'Whilst I bat my eyelids at you'- flirting, are you?
4.'I'll be eating you for breakfast'- Do we need to get out of bed for that or not?
5.'sweetheart, can you handle me?'-nice term, sweetheart,all cosy, then 'can you handle me?'- a challenge from a real woman, eh?
I think we know what line, don't we.
Look, theres a place behind pokkeerrquuen, dessertlady, and huiceeQ in the dirty girls line.........
And look, there's dakota-xx over there on her own in the special dirty girls/trashtalk line...........(one girl at the mo)
LOL LOL LOL chicks love to come on to men, then turn them down, well......Oh babe-I know exactly which line I'm in-but I wonder if you know.
I also have two lines, but mine are made up of both men and women. And here's howthe participants relate:
Those who just look/ogle/drool from the sidelines
-or-
Those who actually have the balls to step up and play.
So, sweetie, which line are you in?
KerouacsDog said:[And look, there's dakota-xx over there on her own in the special dirty girls/trashtalk line...........(one girl at the mo)
dakota-xx said:I am so touched that I get my own special line......
t1riel said:Maybe we should do guys vs. girls HU tournament. Battle of the sexes! It will be more entertaining to watch than play.
I dont mind you girls on us guys, what you got in mind, poker????dakota-xx said:Bring it on boys!!
dakota-xx said:I am so touched
im defo up for that T1rielMaybe we should do guys vs. girls HU tournament. Battle of the sexes! It will be more entertaining to watch than play.
look in your email in about a weeks time, i WILL have a system for winninggonna hold you to that - you owe me a normal game. playing poker is as much fun as you allow it to be and I allow it to be loads of fun. It is the only way I can justify the expense lol.
Of course I like to win and hate bad beats - but honestly I take both with a grain of salt - especially if playing with a friend.
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girls versus guys poker game sounds fun and profitable.lol