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Alon Ipser

Alon Ipser

Cardschat Elite
Jul 20, 2005
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Don't really need any analysis. Just thought I'd share and I bet a dollar to a cat turd you say WTF at the end.

PokerStars Game #15411700561: Tournament #77444230, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/19 - 23:07:23 (ET)
Table '77444230 40' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Oblivion69 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Dinger59 (1000 in chips)
Seat 3: Alon Ipser (1830 in chips)
Seat 4: coolroocat (1470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: ChrisW5 (2250 in chips)
Seat 6: acer1111 (2880 in chips)
Seat 7: Lduane (1390 in chips)
Seat 8: CatatonicX (1400 in chips)
Seat 9: superfly52 (1260 in chips)
superfly52: posts small blind 10
Oblivion69: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Alon Ipser [9d 8s]
Dinger59: calls 20
Alon Ipser: folds
coolroocat: folds
ChrisW5: folds
acer1111: calls 20
Lduane: raises 120 to 140
CatatonicX: folds
Dinger59 said, "next time i will give them to ya lol"
superfly52: folds
Oblivion69: folds
Dinger59: calls 120
acer1111: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4s Qd]
Dinger59: checks
acer1111: checks
Lduane: bets 200
Dinger59: calls 200
acer1111: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jd 4s Qd] [Qs]
Dinger59: checks
acer1111: checks
Lduane: bets 280
Dinger59: calls 280
acer1111: calls 280
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4s Qd Qs] [2s]
Dinger59: checks
acer1111: checks
coolroocat has returned
Lduane: bets 280
Dinger59: raises 100 to 380 and is all-in
acer1111: folds
Lduane: folds
Dinger59 collected 2450 from pot
Dinger59: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2450 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 4s Qd Qs 2s]
Seat 1: Oblivion69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dinger59 collected (2450)
Seat 3: Alon Ipser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: coolroocat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ChrisW5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: acer1111 folded on the River
Seat 7: Lduane folded on the River
Seat 8: CatatonicX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: superfly52 (small blind) folded before Flop


Cardschat Elite
May 13, 2006
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I also owe you one. Even after reading your post, and making a conscious decision to not say "WTF", after reading the hand I still said it outloud.


Sep 14, 2007
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Ha, I said "what the hell", please pm me exactly one (1) cat turd :)


Oct 9, 2006
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Hope you got kitty litter, cause I too am shipping one cat turd.:D