Final table of the WSOP 2007

[KerouacsDog]

wsop NL Holdem
Blinds 5,000,000/10,000,000
Entries 10000 Chips in play 100000000
Day 444
Game number 11444 blinds at 5,000,000/10,000,000

Seat 1 is KerouacsDog with 10,000,000
Seat 2 is Dorkus Molorkus with 10,000,000
Seat 3 is JuiceeQ with 10,000,000
Seat 4 is DessertLady with 10,000,000
Seat 5 is Jack Daniels with 10,000,000
Seat 6 is Nick with 10,000,000
Seat 7 is F Paulson with 10,000,000
Seat 8 is Sammyv1 with 10,000,000
Seat 9 is T1riel with 10,000,000
Seat 10 is ChuckT with 10,000,000

(commentary now provided by Phil Helmuth)
'These f**king internet qualifiers get on my wick, for f**ks sake, and that b*tch JuiceeQ taking me out with KK against my AA, f**king......'

(commentary now provided by, er, er, hey look, its Robin Williams)
'Gooooooood mooooooooooorning America, land of the idiots that ban poker....'

(All players have agreed to flip over their cards, and have an all-in showdown)
KD: Day 444, Game 11444, lol, it couldnt happen, could it............
KD: good luck all
All: P*ss-off KD
KD: OK
DM: Look at this stick-man I drew on the table
JQ: Damn, must clean the kitchen after this
DL: Nah, lets go pick up some guys
JD: Hey honeys, Im available!
JQ and DL: Nah, we're not sheep
Nick: Must get back to my forum, we've left JessieBear in charge, doh!
FP: Is this fixed limit?
All: Noooooooooooooooooooooo ffs!
SV: Wonder how the Tigers are doing?
CT: Tr1ial, mind if I smoke?
T1riel: ffs, its T-1-R-I-E-L, Tr1el, ok? And you can't smoke those types of cigarettes!

Cards are dealt:
DM: AA
JQ: AA
DL: KK
KD: 84os
JD: 72os
Nick: KK
FP: QQ
SV: QQ
T1riel: JJ
CT: TT

KD: its the immortal hand
(somewhere in the crowds, a guy by the name of Xife lets out a single cry)
All: P**s-off KD
KD: OK

Dealing flop
JT4

Dealing turn
JT44

KD: LOL

CT: LMFAO

Dealing river
JT444

KD: It's immortal, I tell you, it cant be beat all in
All: P**s-off KD
KD:OK


Combuboom: Riggediculous!

The whole crowd: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[KerouacsDog]

It could happen.......................................................................



Nah, Nick leaving JessieBear in charge?
Never...................

 

[mattisme]

im just gonna assume that your drunk lol and if not id like to see what else you woulda written if you were drunk lol

 

[KerouacsDog]

im just gonna assume that your drunk lol and if not id like to see what else you woulda written if you were drunk lol

lol lol lol, no, I wasnt drunk, this is my warped mind all the time.......
what else would I write? well, I'm creating an entry for wikipedia.org at the moment, but it's taking a while, as I'm at the micro tables, and fish keep calling my all-in 84 sooooted bets with AA.
Fools.

 

[joosebuck]

i assume i was knocked out 11th.

 

[t1riel]

So places 2-10 split the 2nd place prize? I'll take it and the ladies will come my way since I respect them and they will spit on KD. I'm getting lucky one way or another.

 

[KerouacsDog]

i assume i was knocked out 11th.

nah, you figure in the final of the next big one. its just i have no read on you at the mo, JB

 

[KerouacsDog]

So places 2-10 split the 2nd place prize? I'll take it and the ladies will come my way since I respect them and they will spit on KD. I'm getting lucky one way or another.

places? who said anything about places? i take it all. but i'll get you playboytv for life, ok(and a couple of playgirls if you like?)

 

[tenbob]

i assume i was knocked out 11th.

Its ok Joose, all the decent players got knocked out before they left themselves with one big blind

 

[KerouacsDog]

Its ok Joose, all the decent players got knocked out before they left themselves with one big blind

funny that, you also figure in the next big final table(anyone know a big final table coming up?).
against the girls/cooks=juiceeQ, dessertlady, bubbasbestbabe, etc.
still working on it.
its not like im on here a lot to do it!



doh, back to work tonight!

 

[blankoblanco]

Combuboom: Riggediculous!

Took the word right out of my mouth!

 

[Sammyv1]

Post Table interview(2007)

Post Table interview! (2007)

KD: I told you all not to FU** with 8-4 off!!
DM: You Fu**er
JQ: Damn, I'm going to clean the Kitchen!
DL: You Little BIAAAATCH!
JD: I'm gonna piss Gentelman Jack all over you!
Nick: Ban this Fu**er JessieBear.
FP: That Fu**er had good odds to win!
SV: I hope the Tigers win!
CT: Fu** it I'm smoking!
T1riel: New Poll, Who thinks KD is a Donkey?
JQ: I'm back from the kitchen!
JD: That crazy BI** has a knife!
FP: I have odds on KD's head!
SV: Juicee put the knife down NOWWWWWWW
Nick: Juiceeeee! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DM: I got ahold of a pencil and gave KD a new body!!!!!!

 

[JessieBear15331]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
I feel honored that you think Nick would leave me in charge of his baby. But-KD you are correct-Nick would never leave me in charge. And if he ever did-it'd be a big mistake! I love CC-but if something does not relate to Social Work or college-sometimes I forget about it. I'd feel horrible if I was behind the wheel and was responsible for the demise to CC.
This thread made me laugh until my sides hurt KD! Thanks for the welcome respite!

And Sammy great pic, but you have WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much time on your hands!

 

[ChuckTs]

Im piss drunk, and don't laugh too easily, but this literally made me laught out loud

rep+ to KD and sammy man that was too good.

ps, FP owns this table, limit or not. Either that, or Sammy takes it - well just because he pwns MTTs

 

[Jack Daniels]

ROFLMAO

Cards are dealt:
DM: AA
JQ: AA
DL: KK
KD: 84os
JD: 72os
Nick: KK
FP: QQ
SV: QQ
T1riel: JJ
CT: TT

 

[KerouacsDog]

thanks for the replies guys, guess we have enough regulars here to 'set-up' another final table soon.

Sammy fantastic post match interview, repped you for it.
JB and CT Im glad I got you laughing, there's not a lot things better than really laughing out loud, without paying for it!

It was mean JD, but it also felt good to give you that hand. I have a feeling that I dont make the next final table, but you actually do again!

(I just looked at sammys photo again, and realised the detail and prep he had put into it, fantastic work bud!!!!!)

And no, I didnt want to multi quote you three, and yes i do know how to do it.

 

[rotty]

(commentary now provided by, er, er, hey look, its Robin Williams)
'Gooooooood mooooooooooorning America, land of the idiots that ban poker....'

2FF.

KD, that's some funny chit.
Great job Sammy on the picture and post table interview.

 

[KerouacsDog]

thanks, whats the next big game coming up so I can try to mimic that?

 

[KerouacsDog]

cause i see you figuring at the next final table, not sure if they allow your dog to sit with you though!
thanks for -rep!

 

[Four Dogs]

LMFAOROTFPIMP. Kerouac. Nice post. I see you have over 1000 posts, but until now I've thought of you as one of those newbies. Not anymore. And Sammy...that follow-up was F**king great. I'd rep both of you if I even knew how to.

 

[KerouacsDog]

LMFAOROTFPIMP. Kerouac. Nice post. I see you have over 1000 posts, but until now I've thought of you as one of those newbies. Not anymore. And Sammy...that follow-up was F**king great. I'd rep both of you if I even knew how to.

before this week I think I was on 400+, then this week I took the week off , and hit mania................



chilled now, feeling grand.........



lots of dogs at the next table i think...............


cue a joke about what girls wanna be there?????

 

[KerouacsDog]

LMFAOROTFPIMP.

take it you liked it?

as for repping, click on the scales above the green rep chart.........



positive or negative, I dont give a mallard......



s'long as I aint banned from this wonderful site!

 

[Tammy]

JQ: Damn, I'm going to clean the Kitchen!
JQ: I'm back from the kitchen!
JD: That crazy BI** has a knife!
SV: Juicee put the knife down NOWWWWWWW
Nick: Juiceeeee! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just another Saturday night at the Q's house....

 

[KerouacsDog]

Just another Saturday night at the Q's house....

LOL

 

[DESSERTLADY]

I went hunting for something else WSOP related and found this...............How in the world did I miss this thread???? I was rollin'
too funny KD and everyone else.