Revelation !!!!!!
Pick a card, any card.
It aint us that are experiencing the bad beats, it is not us who are playing the cards right or wrong, it is the cards who are playing us! Ad they know exactly what they are doing. To the cards we are the be all and end all of thier entertainment.
I overheard 2 sixes the other day complaining to an 89 offsuited couple about the twit from Memphis who actually thought he was in control with a pair of ones!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, you picked the wrong card!...Rigged!