Elite Pro

Rockyfour

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Td, I just made it to the "Elite Pro" rank on Party for PLO!!!

Can't seem to make any money though this month, running so bad lol.
 
Suns of Beaches

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nice, congrats :)

...but where is the pokerroom bashing? :)
 
Rockyfour

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nice, congrats :)

...but where is the pokerroom bashing? :)

Let me explain to you about why partypoker wants you to play like the computer.

Because if everyone was playing like the computer, nobody would win money, and PartyPoker would get all the rake, and people would get caught in the vicious cycle of Omaha swings, never to stop playing. They would become computers themselves.

Now I wanted too get "Elite Pro", just to prove to myself I could. I wanted to prove I could be a computer if I wanted too.

But do you know what "Elite Pro" got me, it got me to lose 400 @#$@ing dollars while paying $700 in rake!!!

But at least I did it.

And now I will go back to the land of extreme exploits where I make hero folds and hero calls, while making nerds heads explode and getting statistically impossible win rates.

GG

There it is, if anyone wants to see what bleeding money slowly looks like.

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