Chip and a chair aka rigged

[Alon Ipser]

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PokerStars Game #6336021335: Tournament #31934242, $0.10+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/18 - 21:10:01 (ET)
Table '31934242 140' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: /Bublick/ (1480 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Comp Kid (1700 in chips)
Seat 3: Alon Ipser (40 in chips)
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (2880 in chips)
Seat 5: card_jester1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: Epsilon (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: tersenverse (1440 in chips)
Seat 8: KenPerk (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: instagator61 (1500 in chips)
Wesley Dunn: posts small blind 10
card_jester1: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Alon Ipser [3c 7h]
/Bublick/ has returned
Epsilon: calls 20
tersenverse: calls 20
KenPerk: calls 20
instagator61: folds
/Bublick/: calls 20
Comp Kid: calls 20
Alon Ipser: raises 20 to 40 and is all-in
Wesley Dunn: calls 30
card_jester1: calls 20
Epsilon: calls 20
tersenverse: calls 20
KenPerk: calls 20
/Bublick/: calls 20
Comp Kid: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [3h 3d Td]
Wesley Dunn: checks
card_jester1: checks
Epsilon: checks
tersenverse: bets 40
KenPerk: calls 40
/Bublick/: calls 40
Comp Kid: calls 40
Wesley Dunn: folds
card_jester1: folds
Epsilon: calls 40
*** TURN *** [3h 3d Td] [Kh]
Epsilon: checks
tersenverse: bets 40
KenPerk: folds
/Bublick/: calls 40
Comp Kid: calls 40
Epsilon: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [3h 3d Td Kh] [4c]
Epsilon: checks
tersenverse: bets 20
/Bublick/: folds
Comp Kid: calls 20
Epsilon: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tersenverse: shows [Qd Tc] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
Comp Kid: mucks hand
tersenverse collected 400 from side pot
Alon Ipser: shows [3c 7h] (three of a kind, Threes)
Alon Ipser collected 320 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 720 Main pot 320. Side pot 400. | Rake 0
Board [3h 3d Td Kh 4c]
Seat 1: /Bublick/ folded on the River
Seat 2: Comp Kid mucked [Ah Qh]
Seat 3: Alon Ipser (button) showed [3c 7h] and won (320) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: card_jester1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Epsilon folded on the River
Seat 7: tersenverse showed [Qd Tc] and won (400) with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 8: KenPerk folded on the Turn
Seat 9: instagator61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #6336044657: Tournament #31934242, $0.10+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/18 - 21:11:47 (ET)
Table '31934242 140' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: /Bublick/ (1360 in chips)
Seat 2: Comp Kid (1560 in chips)
Seat 3: Alon Ipser (320 in chips)
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (2840 in chips)
Seat 5: card_jester1 (1460 in chips)
Seat 6: Epsilon (1380 in chips)
Seat 7: tersenverse (1700 in chips)
Seat 8: KenPerk (1380 in chips)
Seat 9: instagator61 (1500 in chips)
card_jester1: posts small blind 10
Epsilon: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Alon Ipser [4d 3d]
tersenverse: raises 40 to 60
KenPerk: calls 60
instagator61: folds
/Bublick/: folds
Comp Kid: calls 60
Alon Ipser: raises 260 to 320 and is all-in
Wesley Dunn: folds
card_jester1: folds
Epsilon: folds
tersenverse: calls 260
KenPerk: calls 260
Comp Kid: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Td 3h]
tersenverse: checks
KenPerk: checks
*** TURN *** [4c Td 3h] [Kh]
tersenverse: checks
KenPerk: checks
*** RIVER *** [4c Td 3h Kh] [3s]
tersenverse: checks
KenPerk: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tersenverse: shows [5s 5c] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
KenPerk: mucks hand
Alon Ipser: shows [4d 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Fours)
Alon Ipser collected 1050 from pot
tersenverse said, "rofl"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1050 | Rake 0
Board [4c Td 3h Kh 3s]
Seat 1: /Bublick/ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Comp Kid folded before Flop
Seat 3: Alon Ipser showed [4d 3d] and won (1050) with a full house, Threes full of Fours
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: card_jester1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Epsilon (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: tersenverse showed [5s 5c] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 8: KenPerk mucked [7h Ah]
Seat 9: instagator61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #6336167140: Tournament #31934242, $0.10+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/09/18 - 21:21:16 (ET)
Table '31934242 140' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: /Bublick/ (3270 in chips)
Seat 2: Comp Kid (1265 in chips)
Seat 3: Alon Ipser (900 in chips)
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (3620 in chips)
Seat 5: card_jester1 (1090 in chips)
Seat 6: Epsilon (855 in chips)
Seat 7: tersenverse (1260 in chips)
Seat 8: chubbho (4670 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: instagator61 (1060 in chips)
card_jester1: posts small blind 25
Epsilon: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Alon Ipser [8c 7s]
tersenverse: folds
chubbho: folds
instagator61: folds
chubbho has returned
/Bublick/: folds
Comp Kid: calls 50
Alon Ipser: calls 50
Wesley Dunn: folds
card_jester1: calls 25
Epsilon: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 7d 8d]
card_jester1: bets 100
Epsilon: calls 100
Comp Kid: calls 100
Alon Ipser: raises 750 to 850 and is all-in
card_jester1: folds
Epsilon: folds
Comp Kid: calls 750
*** TURN *** [Qc 7d 8d] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 7d 8d 8h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Comp Kid: shows [Ks Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Alon Ipser: shows [8c 7s] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
Alon Ipser collected 2100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2100 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 7d 8d 8h 9c]
Seat 1: /Bublick/ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Comp Kid showed [Ks Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 3: Alon Ipser showed [8c 7s] and won (2100) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 4: Wesley Dunn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: card_jester1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Epsilon (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: tersenverse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: chubbho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: instagator61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[Alon Ipser]

This tourney was a blast. I was an absolute donk and made 140% on my buy in.

 

[Jack Daniels]

LOLOLOLOLOL.....DUDE....donk donk donk donk

Nice come back from the brink. And to finish in the money.

btw...donk

 

[Anzai]

WOW....all i can say is just wow


Man i wish i had that kind of luck. calling all-ins consecutively with bad hands and still winning =(

 

[brutus]

rigged.......had to be the first to say it lol.

can just imagine how many bad beat boards these hands are on...

nice job though.

 

[KerouacsDog]

you are now my new hero Alon(until JD does something better)
well played mate!

 

[Alon Ipser]

I forgot to mention that I received my new Cardschat hat and shirt yesterday and was wearing the hat for the first time. Instant luck.

 

[t1riel]

Those .10 buy-in tourneys are insane!

 

[blankoblanco]

That's riggediculous! Awesome though, I love "chip and a chair" stories. (I'm copyrighting the term "riggediculous"... maybe it will catch on!)

 

[KerouacsDog]

That's riggediculous! Awesome though, I love "chip and a chair" stories. (I'm copyrighting the term "riggediculous"... maybe it will catch on!)

My girlfriend plays poker so know's about the term, 'rigged', so I think next time she gets her hair cut, and asks me how she looks, I'm gonna say, 'riggediculous!'. Do you think she'll laugh???

 

[aloevera]

Try saying riggediculous, 5 times strait. I can't even say it once, lmao.

 

[t1riel]

My girlfriend plays poker so know's about the term, 'rigged', so I think next time she gets her hair cut, and asks me how she looks, I'm gonna say, 'riggediculous!'. Do you think she'll laugh???

No, I think she'll punch you in the face.

 

[Jack Daniels]

you are now my new hero Alon(until JD does something better)
well played mate!

Sigh...A hero's work is never done.

 

[KerouacsDog]

No, I think she'll punch you in the face.

I know for a fact she would punch me in the face!

Sigh...A hero's work is never done.

Not only are you my hero, but you're the only spirit I can drink without mixer, and without ice!

 

[Jack Daniels]

Not only are you my hero, but you're the only spirit I can drink without mixer, and without ice!

And it is the only spirit that I'd really care to. I've tried the rest. And JD works with or without mixers and ice. I make a yearly pilgrimage to Lynchburg TN to visit the distillery.