advice please

[dj11]

Question, questioning where one might acquire substance used to attune so many on a single day to matters of such incongruously stiffling importance.

 

[joosebuck]

restatement of original question with seemingly oblivious attitude toward each of the respondents. another single HH where the 60/40 underdog wins posted as proof of riggedaliciousness. declaration of intent to join the seminary if said rigged site operators are not ousted into the streets.

hidden advertisement towards a site that is most definetly 'not rigged' & has an even RNG. also spam for gay porn site via adsense bot.

 

[reglardave]

I'll have what he's smokin, er, having.

10 minutes to the BIG RIGGED one.

 

[F Paulsson]

random but expected declaration of intoxication. reference to earlier deity-praise on account of week-day.

typo-ridden and nonsensical rant

 

[Four Dogs]

Attempt to start a flame war. Veiled insult directed at someone who hasn't even posted to this thread. Lame threat to leave cardschat forever if my post is deleted. Post is deleted. Still here.

 

[Green And Gray]

salutation

open ended ambiguous generic poker question in the wrong part of the forum. nonsensical statement implying poker is rigged. threat on lee jones life. another sentence with terrible grammar and many mispelled words. proclamation for love of plankton.

Bash.org steal. Great job. QDB: Top 100 Quotes

 

[joosebuck]

possibly inspired but hardly stolen? except for the word plankton. if you had more than 13 posts you might understand that the types of posts im ridiculing are more than abundant enough to warrant this post.

besides, if you think they are the first people in history to do that, you are sadly mistaken. i saw that bash.org quote several years ago and thought it would be funny to make a post making fun of all of the terrible threads here. the fact that it is in a similar format doesn't mean it's a rip at all, but thanks. who are you again? besides a troll with only 13 posts

edit: anyway, everyone who replied has most likely seen the bash.org quote you're referring to anyhow.

 

[Jack Daniels]

moderator intervention reminding all to play nice. implies possibility of locking thread but reiterates would prefer not to.

says sarcastic (almost daring) bye to those threatening to leave

 

[Kennyseven]

Ummmmmm.........lomao.....cause I dont understand anythings yous says....because meese had to get stoned to even try.

 

[Irexes]

Post written in same format as previous posts in order to demonstrate understanding.

Carefully judged insult aimed at new poster troll in order to demonstrate support for long term member without appearing to be overtly hostile.

Vaguely humourous, overly wordy and slightly inside comment aimed at subset of posters with appropriate mental acuity, designed to engender satisfying mutual feeling of superiority.

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[Jack Daniels]

quote entire vaguely humourous, overly wordy and slightly inside comment aimed at subset of posters with appropriate mental acuity, designed to engender satisfying mutual feeling of superiority.

insert laugh my ass off acronym followed by one or two word agreement