advice please

[joosebuck]

salutation

open ended ambiguous generic poker question in the wrong part of the forum. nonsensical statement implying poker is rigged. threat on lee jones life. another sentence with terrible grammar and many mispelled words. proclamation for love of plankton.

 

[ChuckTs]

gimme some of what you're smokin, joose

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

generic all-caps smartassed sarcastic response

 

[dan_ives]

lol i was woried bwt that aswell

 

[pokerrqueenn]

can i have the password emailed to me

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

assertion that none of you appear to 'get' this thread

 

[F Paulsson]

Sarcastic seemingly stupid one-liner written with bad spelling designed to show that I get this thread.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

declaration of undying love for fp

 

[F Paulsson]

brief sentence showing that I'm now addressing the first poster

serious and polite response to issues addressed. clarification regarding uniqueness of first poster's findings. request for statistical proof. explanation of why the proof that will eventually be presented won't cut it.

sign-off designed to show relaxed attitude and non-hostility because I'm a wuss when it comes to confrontation

 

[F Paulsson]

<img poorly made image showing chris and fp with a screaming pink heart between them>

halfassed apology for lack of image quality. briefly worded excuse based on other activities taking up too much time.

slash followed by initials

 

[Jack Daniels]

semi related comment most likely calling out pieces of other posts.

hijack statement goes here followed by two or three smilies

 

[F Paulsson]

other unrelated hijack statement about this poster's affinity to baked goods.

 

[Jack Daniels]

one word random agreement with other unrelated hijack statement above

insert of the wall remark about wooly quadrapeds. assertion that OPs post is out of line.

 

[tenbob]

semi crappy attempt to flame hijackers, slightly ambigious attempt to explain why lee jones pwns wonders why i bother..........

 

[F Paulsson]

quote containing assertion that OP's post is out of line.

agreement.

gratitude towards deity for day of week

 

[jayneseo]

laugh out loud

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

cake

 

[Stick66]

attempt to restore order by telling newbie op to "hang around and see what the forum has to offer" while slipping in a very subtle and obscure hint that he is nuts for thinking poker is rigged. then salivating over the cake picture

 

[JAMILE1]

assertion that none of you appear to 'get' this thread

I sure as hell don't , at a later time someone enlighten me

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Explanation as to the nature and purpose of this thread directed towards Jamile.

 

[Jack Daniels]

Explanation posted at nearly the same time as previous poster and not deleted.

 

[Welly]

generic humerous screenshot, sarcastically feigning proof of rigged hypothesis, fueling some three-letter ancronym responses.

 

[ChuckTs]

Supportive 'online poker is rigged' post showing example of losing aa once as proof that lee jones is a bastard, all in one paragraph, all in caps and barely legible.

Good god, we're nerds.

 

[Debi]

I think if you just walk down the streets of Amsterdam you can get stoned from the sweet aroma because I am totally lost in the first thread I tried to read here.

 

[reglardave]

failed to include the me-to's, and how do you get to be a loyaler?