WHY can I WIN each month?!

[SummerTIme]

1. I red Texas Holdem book.
2. I use poker tracker.
3. I dont play when I am not I the mood.
4. I try not to tilt.
5. I have a secret.
You want to know what it is? Email me.
OMGWTFLOLSPAM@hotmail.com

 

[t1riel]

No.

 

[roundcat]

1. I red Texas Holdem book.

I blue it. Maybe that's why I lose.

 

[Crippler450]

I blue it. Maybe that's why I lose.

Orange you glad he doesnt post more often?

 

[zinzan1000]

i fought it woz a grate fred

 

[ChuckTs]

1. I red Texas Holdem book.
2. I use poker tracker.
3. I dont play when I am not I the mood.
4. I try not to tilt.
5. I have a secret.
You want to know what it is? Email me.
omgdontquotespammyemails@hotmail.com

he's obviously a poker genius who has an incredible secret to reveal to us all if we email him!
i got 5 on calculatem spam
lmao you guys are such sarcastic bastids

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

I BET HIS SECRET IS HE HAS 2 WEETABIX EVERY SINGLE MORNING

 

[Sammyv1]

1. I red Texas Holdem book.
When I painted mine red I couldn't see to read it anymore.
2. I use poker tracker.
I tried tracking a poke, but alas, I lost the blood trail.
3. I dont play when I am not I the mood.
My wife needs to be in the mood for "play not me!!!
4. I try not to tilt.
I cant help it, the world is spinning on an angle.
5. I have a secret.
Can't tell u what it is. Hint: It requires Preperation H.(oops did I say that out loud)

 

[t1riel]

he's obviously a poker genius who has an incredible secret to reveal to us all if we email him!
i got 5 on calculatem spam
lmao you guys are such sarcastic bastids

I wonder if he knows AdamtheExpert?

 

[neishe]

Does your secret involve wearing make up and womens undergarments, hanging about in strange bars with lots of really "friendly" people and insisting they all call you Suzanne!