Why I Cheat at Online Poker

giffey

giffey

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Just as the title says I cheat at online poker and have been doing so for the past 4 years.Why do I cheat?Because I can.There are two types of online poker players,the ones that cheat and the ones that get cheated.Fortunately for me there are alot of naive and ignorant poker players online that have the notion that online poker is about skill.I LOL at that.One could argue that HM2 and Pokertracker are forms of cheating because they do things for the player that the player should be doing on his own such as watching oppenents,keeoing track of stats and so on.That is why just about every online poker poker that attempts to play live poker fails at it miserably.Anyway back to me,i make no apologies for cheating.I multiaccount and chip dump and i will never stop doing it.
 
Dorugremon

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I doubt that very much. Not that on-line cheating doesn't happen, but those who can, do. They don't run off at the keyboard telling the whole damn world about it.
 
PapaC

PapaC

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Yeah you got a good story, but I guess you can't prove that. If you did I guess you would have to talk your way out of it, and you probably could if you use this good shit on them. Tell you what. Well first where do you play? I'm a US player so can;t play on stars or full tilt. But if you ever want to go heads up at one of my sites, I'm ready. It should be easy for you to get my money since you will be cheating. You know, you should take this shit some where else. We have better things to do, like helping each other be better players, not reading crap that you only got my reply on. But me and you can carry this on as long as you want to. One last thing. You do have enough cash to get in the game right?
 
BiliousBetil

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Oh I get it. Now were supposed to ask the troll "What is the air-speed of an unladen swallow?" Brilliant! :p


Cheers!
 
therealslomo

therealslomo

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lol at all of this. 90% of today's big names are online players playing live and crushing it.
 
Zorba

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Yeah you got a good story, but I guess you can't prove that.

He can, it's simple all he has to do is post a screenshot of himself logged in with the 2 or more accounts, so giffey if you want some credibility here at CardsChat some proof of what you say will go a long way to help.

I'd like to know more about how you do it.

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apachooo

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Good for you

If that works for you then good for you. If I may speak for myself I dont care about cheating nor cheaters. Every hand delt is an axperience for me and my love for the game will never allow me to even concider any kind of "cheat". We all know that its not as simple as that nut I guess it could make a difference if you play at very high stakes, wich I seriosly doubt you do. Anyway GLHF :icon_sant
 
MasterPeace

MasterPeace

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If i got the chance to cheat, i would not do it, i want a clean mind saying you did win because you are good. You can play no proof me more.
 
milka1605

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There were doubts chi is possible. I will say that there is this problem. My friend was on the PS 160 registrations. He had 6 computers, 6 different online. He is 2 months of sitting at the computer for 14-15 hours a day. It was a hellish work. He earned $ 350, and concluded that his work was not worth the money.Then he froze all registrations. The poker room you can not fool long. Their program's read your serial code for the motherboard and other components Computers.
 
PapaC

PapaC

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Wow guys/gals thanks for replying to this post. I don't know how long it's been here with no replies. One thing about it, he has not answered. You all have said things just as I knew you would. The poker I play, I want it to be what I do, either win or lose, because either way I can learn from it. I sure don't like cheating.
 
PapaC

PapaC

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Well we got us a no show LOL. I guess you guys scared him off. I really wish he would reply so I could give him hell. And for real I would have been quick to go heads up with him. But guess it's like I thought, he don't have the buy in LOLOLO
 
TeUnit

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sights should be able to catch him, its just lack of effort on their part
 
PapaC

PapaC

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That guy is just talking crap. If he was so proud, why don't he get on here and defend himself. poker sites can catch shit like that quick. You guys have a good day at the tables or where ever. At Full Flush I got 2 MTTs coming up soon and I have 2 at BCP starting at the same time.
 
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garpsc

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by cheating you mean having two accounts playing at same time? this is dumbshit, not cheating...
 
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fordman427

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please explain to me how having two accounts going at one time is actually cheating
 
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Dartmatrix

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It sounds more to me, that he just got his ass handed to him on a table. Nothing he says makes any sense.
 
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euchreob

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please explain to me how having two accounts going at one time is actually cheating

If you can have two accounts at the same time, Then you have twice as many cards as your opponent and hence twice as much chance as being dealt the winning hand. Also you can make a lot of "squeeze move" type of plays.
 
zarrmonster

zarrmonster

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Seriously, not impressed by your thread. So, let me hand you your sign, oh wait you are already wearing one.
 
maximjd

maximjd

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Well worth the 3 year wait for your 1st post !

lol xD

i think there is a way to multi accounting using remotes pcs in a differents internet providers, but the cost is higher and u have to win a good amount of money to make it work and not 100% effective.
 
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