We are wrong Online poker is fixed! Absolute proof inside

[nikekix18]

LOL that is Priceless!!! No more partypoker for me!!

 

[tsadams]

Joke or Real???

I can not decide how real this posting is, but i beleive it's probably a joke! Because if it was real wouldn't someone that lost money be pissed enough to report partypoker to a higher authority??? Right, so I am going to say JOKE!! But still funny!!!

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

You should have known that was a set up... the player with the aces up his sleeve was blond!

 

[robwhufc]

I think the genius of Buckster's ruse was that he made his posts so authentic - 2 long paragraphs, full of spelling and grammar mistakes, and childish arguments. Nice one Buckster, you really got me!!!

 

[Four Dogs]

It's 4am, I just got back in from my week long hiatus from all things relating to poker and decided to check in to see what I've been missing before hitting the sack. Just the usual crap for the most part until I came across this one. Bill, I'm laughing so hard I'll never get to sleep. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Buck, I hope you weren't serious?

 

[radman22]

Best post I have seen in some time. Made me laugh my ass off.

Great Job

Damn cheaters.... thats why I never win, gotta remember to tip the dealer!!

 

[bigjace]

ok everyone it isnt a joke.this is a real picture from a real game and sadly it has destroyed my life.you see that clean cut blonde guy with the aces up his sleeve?That is me.after trying to con everybody into thinking i can actually play poker i have been found out for the shameless cheat that i am.I apologise to everybody who has lost all their money,houses,wives,kids etc to me and promise to seek help as soon as possible.i have to go now as there is a angry crowd of bots gathering outside my door!!great thread man lmfao

 

[buckster436]

It's 4am, I just got back in from my week long hiatus from all things relating to poker and decided to check in to see what I've been missing before hitting the sack. Just the usual crap for the most part until I came across this one. Bill, I'm laughing so hard I'll never get to sleep. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Buck, I hope you weren't serious?

No not serious about most of it,but the part about my buddy is rite on track, ive known him for 40 years and anything he cant win he says is fixed, but i wanted to get something started and it happened. Nobody knows if anything is fixed except the one that fixes it> true or false??? LOL>> buckster

 

[blueisking]

Woah, I pity the pathetic exuses for individuals who believed this. Honestly. You deserve to have an agent come to your house and swiftly remove your computer, seeing as you aren't intelligent enough to use it.

Wow, thank God I don't play on Party Poker!

Wow, thank God, you didn't raise me as a child!

i always thought it was rigged but after seeing that..... im speechless

I always thought that all humans had some bits of intelligence. After seeing you post, I'm speechless!

i am glad i dont play party poker.

i thought it was fixed too but now that i know the truth i dont know what to say

I know what to say. Press alt + F4. Delete your browser. Format your C drive. Take a hammer, and smash your moniter. Now, go outside, and hide behind a rock until we say you can come out.

THAT IS A BUNCH OF BULL. THE MAN HAD A DIGITAL ENHANSING SOFTWARE WHICH HE CAN ADD WHATEVER HE WISHS TO THE PICTURE. THAT IS THE DUMNEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! I AM 100% ONLINE POKER IS NOT RIGGED!

Woah, someone was deeply offended by this! I'm sorry Detective, we had no idea you knew this all along! How foolish of us! Please, go back to playing your faithful online poker!

 

[robwhufc]

Jeterkid, Swar and Brian Wagon are being ironic - you really don't get that? Red is just a moron.

 

[blueisking]

Okay, then. Defend them if you wish. It won't mask their true ignorance.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Jeterkid, Swar and Brian Wagon are being ironic - you really don't get that?

I think he was being counter-ironic.

 

[Tammy]

And I thought the unpleasant little man at the last freeroll I played in was crazy when he starting spouting off about cheaters and shills! In a freeroll now less! Those close-ups only prove he wasn't half-baked. Thanks for ruining the experience for me Bill.

 

[zingbust]

Joke doesn't matter, but what about this????

http://www.cheat-at-poker.com/

Can people really do this? See other player's cards by hacking into the server somehow? I know you're all laughing at me by now because the above website and it's claim sound almost as ridiculous as the joke, but I swear on party poker it's as though players can see my cards. Only happens on Party Poker, other poker sites seem normal, except Bugsy's which seems rigged in my favor. I'm not joking about this, laugh all you want, my 2 hole cards on the first few hands on every single freeroll I play at Bugsy's are about 75% playable cards, you know the type, like a decent pocket pair, 2 cards J or higher, etc, etc. it goes on and on and I've played hundreds of tournaments there. But whenever I play in a tourney with a buy-in at Bugsys, my starting hands are normal. I'll order my hand histories from this point on and draw up a chart if you want me to. Besides, what's so convincing about the argument that the cards aren't rigged? Why wouldn't some people do something like that to make an extra million bucks? People cheat everywhere in all kinds of companies. The online poker business must be extremely cut-throat with so many of them out there offering so many bonuses and so forth. I don't care if it's Party Poker or BetFred.com, it's within the realm of possibility, in my opinion. OK, I'm through rambling, your turn.....

 

[misstrixi]

lol, I was really freaking out there for a second

 

[abc]

I know a Million proof that OP is rigged!

do you have one it isn't?

Hi bill > i have a question for you if online poker is fixed how come I won the freeroll at fulltilt last year on 9/6/04 if you want to check it out ( 900 ppl in it ) and i also made 7 final tables there and this year i have made 8 final tables and won 1 of them at varius sites, then last night i came in 2nd at paradise. Do you think all the sites like me and say oh buckster436 is here lets let him win. The sites are NOT fixed,they dont care who wins or loses. If you play your cards rite you will be a winner,if not you will lose, like last night at paradise this player LIL J had over 20,000 in chips in the first hour and blew it all on bad plays, he was bettin and calling and going all-in with crap and he blew the whole 20,000 in no time. If they got caught cheating or fixing games it would be all over for them. Most of them have independant places that check out the cards that are dealt to make sure it is on the up and up and not fixed. My best friend says they are fixed thats because he cant win,anything he cant win at he thinks its fixed. So when i play him and i win i tell him the site must like me better than him.>>> fixed no way>> buckster436

do you have one it isn't?

Hi bill > i have a question for you if online poker is fixed how come I won the freeroll at fulltilt last year on 9/6/04 if you want to check it out ( 900 ppl in it ) and i also made 7 final tables there and this year i have made 8 final tables and won 1 of them at varius sites, then last night i came in 2nd at paradise. Do you think all the sites like me and say oh buckster436 is here lets let him win. The sites are NOT fixed,they dont care who wins or loses. If you play your cards rite you will be a winner,if not you will lose, like last night at paradise this player LIL J had over 20,000 in chips in the first hour and blew it all on bad plays, he was bettin and calling and going all-in with crap and he blew the whole 20,000 in no time. If they got caught cheating or fixing games it would be all over for them. Most of them have independant places that check out the cards that are dealt to make sure it is on the up and up and not fixed. My best friend says they are fixed thats because he cant win,anything he cant win at he thinks its fixed. So when i play him and i win i tell him the site must like me better than him.>>> fixed no way>> buckster436

How does the Commision conduct a Test?
Lets say, OC have installed a VERTUAL PLAYER with a VERTUAL ACCOUNT.

Can one oversee this?

I am 100% sure that there are winners on this and other Forums.

But I am also a 100% sure there are a lot of winners, there USERNAMES do not belong to a real Person, instead to a installed VERTUAL PLAYER ( like a VIRUS ), who is winning MONEY in behave of the Online casinos.

PROOF ME WRONG!

 

[diabloblanco]

www.tinfoilhatpoker.com

Seriously dude. You are typical of a conspiracy theorist that makes a claim the sits back with folded arms and tells the majority to prove you're theory wrong. How ludacris is that? Why should we have to prove that your theory is wronf when you can't prove that its even right in the first place? Chew on that and get back to me.

 

[xdmanx007]

http://www.cheat-at-poker.com/

Can people really do this? See other player's cards by hacking into the server somehow? I know you're all laughing at me by now because the above website and it's claim sound almost as ridiculous as the joke, but I swear on Party Poker it's as though players can see my cards. Only happens on Party Poker, other poker sites seem normal, except Bugsy's which seems rigged in my favor. I'm not joking about this, laugh all you want, my 2 hole cards on the first few hands on every single freeroll I play at Bugsy's are about 75% playable cards, you know the type, like a decent pocket pair, 2 cards J or higher, etc, etc. it goes on and on and I've played hundreds of tournaments there. But whenever I play in a tourney with a buy-in at Bugsys, my starting hands are normal. I'll order my hand histories from this point on and draw up a chart if you want me to. Besides, what's so convincing about the argument that the cards aren't rigged? Why wouldn't some people do something like that to make an extra million bucks? People cheat everywhere in all kinds of companies. The online poker business must be extremely cut-throat with so many of them out there offering so many bonuses and so forth. I don't care if it's Party Poker or BetFred.com, it's within the realm of possibility, in my opinion. OK, I'm through rambling, your turn.....

Well the sites that say they have "cheat" software really have collusion software, which means you can see anybody's cards that is running their software not everybody that is playing the game. Bad idea to try it cause the poker site will BAN you VERY quickly!

 

[Tammy]

do you have one it isn't?



do you have one it isn't?



How does the Commision conduct a Test?
Lets say, OC have installed a VERTUAL PLAYER with a VERTUAL ACCOUNT.

Can one oversee this?

I am 100% sure that there are winners on this and other Forums.

But I am also a 100% sure there are a lot of winners, there USERNAMES do not belong to a real Person, instead to a installed VERTUAL PLAYER ( like a VIRUS ), who is winning MONEY in behave of the Online Casinos.

PROOF ME WRONG!

abc. Honey. Did you read the first post to this thread and follow the link? You need to do that first and then read some of the subsequent posts thereafter. It's a joke, sweetie. :icon_thum

 

[hotpokermama]

ap

ap is rigged and nothing but rigged and if u are planning to get in the money on the sit n gos dont count on getting in the money in a row ap wont let it happen trust me

 

[diabloblanco]

Ever considered that you might be unable to place ITM due to your ability rather than the site being "fixed"? Do you have any proof to support this claim? I would be willing to lay odds that there are plenty of people who finish ITM on several S&G's in a row on all the sites. But, if it makes you feel better to say that its AP's "fixing" of the game that prevents your winning, so be it.

In related news, your reality check has bounced.

 

[ehollywood]

haha, that's crazy. Those cheating players. I thought you were serious at first, hahaha.

 

[diabloblanco]

Ummm, OK. Did you forget to take your medication?

 

[Jasface]

wow that is sooo funny .. way to go with finding that .. made my day

 

[abc]

Isn't it very, very encouraging

After YOU LOST your MONEY the poker site will BAN you VERY quickly!
Wow, what a safe feeling.
Now I am a 100% positive that everything will be OK!

This sounds like , when the Casino Owner Luis Milanes ( he also owns a Online Casino )
took of with my money, I was able to go to the authorities and make a claim.
Just it doesn't mean I will get a dime.

One can approach this matter from various directions!

Online Casinos are rigged!
If they aren't there is the possibility Hackers will steal your money!

good luck and have a lot of fun watching how you lose your money.

1) Because of bad play,
2) because OC are rigged,
3) because hackers get in front of you or all of those!

Well the sites that say they have "cheat" software really have collusion software, which means you can see anybody's cards that is running their software not everybody that is playing the game. Bad idea to try it cause the poker site will BAN you VERY quickly!

GOT HE PAID FOR HIS EFFORT?

If one doesn't have interest in a Business, why would someone continually defend it anyway?

He doesn't have any prove as a fact, he digs for a reason to tell us we are wrong with the assumption that OC's are rigged!

If he isn't a part of this Branch isn't he just assuming like we do?

Ever considered that you might be unable to place ITM due to your ability rather than the site being "fixed"? Do you have any proof to support this claim? I would be willing to lay odds that there are plenty of people who finish ITM on several S&G's in a row on all the sites. But, if it makes you feel better to say that its AP's "fixing" of the game that prevents your winning, so be it.

In related news, your reality check has bounced.