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YouTube - Water Boat Poker Strtaegy: #18 How to Slowroll


There is a whole series of these on youtube, they crack me up.
in this episode he teaches the fine art of slow rolling.

 

[GeoffLacey]

That is, frankly, one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. What's better is the people making comments thinking he's being serious

 

[SirHockeyPuck]

gotta love/hate this guy. funny stuff. how many vids does this guy have?lol

 

[naruto_miu]

I love the comment about family being assets, and your son/daughter can become a grinder and you take a portion of the profits, ROFLMAO

 

[chelooo]

are you crazy?you play 7stud 8 1000/2000 without knowing the rule.invite me when you do such things please doo cuzz the chipss would really come in handy lol this video is so long i wish i wouldn't have seen it :S :/

 

[dcor]

advice from a real life poker pro.

great advice on sit and go's.....
YouTube - Online Poker Video Tutorial Strategy for Winning Money (#1)

one of the funnier things ive seen in a while.....
"well its called variance."
"we have a gutshot straight draw here, so were gonna go ahead and just call."

 

[Adventurebound2]

He is the reason why sit and goes are profitable, lol...

Just wish I could have read his user name and stakes so I could add him to my "friends" list to catch him in some games.

 

[Chiefer]

low stack so he folds AK utg. this guy deserves to lose.

it's obviously a joke. but then, he may actually think he's that good. here are his sharkscope stats. didn't bother with his OPR.

username = water boat.

 

[Divebitch]

He is the reason why sit and goes are profitable, lol...

Just wish I could have read his user name and stakes so I could add him to my "friends" list to catch him in some games.

His name is 'water boat'. He's got lots of these, some posted in the video forum....
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=gder01&view=videos

I posted this one there. Go straight to about 9 minutes. Definitely one of his best.

YouTube - Online Poker Pro Strategy: How To Go All In and Win (#16)

 

[Adventurebound2]

ROTFLAMO! Ya'll have to listen to this guy, esp. his speach about diet and steroids.

fav. quote of the video:
"It's a simple mathematical equation if you go all in 10 times you should win 2, 3, or 4 times, so you want to get rid of those lost all in's in another tournament"

and...
"The whole table is talking trash, I'm just baffled" or the reflection strategy "if he folds we fold, even if we have pocket aces" and then he shoves all in with...(ya gotta watch to see )

 

[Chiefer]

"I'm gonna look him up. seven high might be good."

these are obviously a joke and his FT account is a gimmick account as well. there is no explanation otherwise. lol

this is classic. he's alergic to american breastmilk. so he has it deported from canada.

Hey Aloe... oh nevermind.

 

[CAPT. ZIGZAG]

ROTFLAMO!--->"It's a simple mathematical equation if you go all in 10 times you should win 2, 3, or 4 times, so you want to get rid of those lost all in's in another tournament"

BwaaaHaHaaaa....


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[Ioreojr]

ROTFLMAO.... I stopped watching this after his 10th "im not sure y he called"... for all those watching... DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.... ill be sure to take in all of this video for use at my computer....lol

 

[Chiefer]

Do yourself a favor and check out this thread he posted on the FT forum. it's just a good as his vids.

 

[dcor]

"busted this donk." Laughing so hard right now.

 

[Velutha]

C'mon people, it's a joke!

I was a Journalism major in college and minored in English and wish that I was brilliant enough to write stuff like this.....it's solid gold!


“OK, looks like we got a weak table here. I don't recognize any of these donkeys but I'm pretty sure they all recognize me.”


“Basically if you need to win a tournament...you can never bust out.”


The condescending emphasis he puts on “donkey” every time he says it makes me laugh so hard I pee a little.


“The chances of aces are just too great...I'm pretty sure the chances of aces against sixes are about 60-40.”


“Nines, haha, this guy's gotta be joking...”


My hats off to you fella, you've created a brilliant product! Good times.

 

[Shadow28Charlie]

I'm not gonna follow this guy's advice

 

[Pokah Man]

aaahahahahhhhahaaaaaaaaaa, loved the continuation min bets, and the min value bets with no pair/no hand lmao........ very funny stuff!

 

[buckster436]

only one problem with that, a pro will Never tell you ALL his/her little tricks they use, if they did you could beat them, so beware of advice like that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buck

 

[James E Park]

I love how he sounds so serious. Great video

 

[MrMuckets]

This sounds like the lunchables guy. A baked stoner if i ever heard one.

 

[irnman76]

LOL "okay we have bottom pair, so were going to make a value bet here" and he bets the minimum into a $600 pot LOL... sorry but that's just ridiculous... great post

 

[Chiefer]

we should recruit him to CC simply for entertainment purposes.

 

[chelooo]

Well for me he ain't that good of a playerr :S
I agree entirely with chiefer77
he ain't that good :S as he really thinks he is sorry
man for me that's the truth :/

 

[naruto_miu]

I love his min bets, this dude is seriously though, one of the funniest ppl, that I've watched there videos. The mind bets I just can't get over them. Personally there's no way he can be serious though. His betting is what really kills me, 30 into a 500 bet, and he wonders why there calling him, lol