The Time I Met Shana Hiatt

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Continuing my LONG overdue series "the time I met" , this time I figured I'd write what would invariably be the most popular one. It's the time I met Shana Hiatt at a WPT Celebrity Invitational event a few years ago when Andy Brenes (or whatever his first name was, it was Humberto's brother) won against the guy from the movie "That Thing You Do".

Anyways ... I got to sit with the WPT staff during the three hour "final three" marathon that was cut down to about 20 minutes of actual video for the Travel Channel. We talked about various WPT personalities including Shana, and everyone agreed she was a great professional and perfect for her role on the show.

Right as those words were right out of Robyn Moder's mouth (Exec VP at WPT), Shana began to cut a promo for the "WPT Poker Chip Set - Exclusively Sold at Target Stores Nationwide!" ... now I remember that exact sentence because it took a good THIRTY DAMN TAKES for Shana to get it right. She just couldn't put three words together for whatever reason, and Sexton got into it and started to razz her, which only cracked her up and made the whole thing worse. It wasn't embarrassing more than it was funny and I am sure it made some blooper reel somewhere.

Once Brenes won the title, us press types were invited to come down and take pictures with our cameras ... (this is the part where you all KILL me). I took a few pics of the winner and all of the team together (Hiatt, Sexton, Van Patten, final table guys, etc).

So they all disperse and Hiatt sits down at a chair at the table right next to where I am standing and proceeds to start chugging down beers that they just cut a promo for. One, gone. Two, gone. Was she looking around for a third?? On her third beer search, in what had to be ten to fifteen minutes she straight up started talking shit to all of us press folks. "You know you want my picture. I want you to take it" and then she did some "sexy" poses. I think the guy next to me nutted right there. I was creeped out since this was getting kinda weird to be in public, and the FEMALE (yes, female) reporter next to me was the feminist type that was so disgusted with the situation she looked at Hiatt, then without even giving me a chance turned to me and said "you're a pig" and took off. I hadn't snapped off a shot at this point (the other guy was going for another memory card) while Hiatt did what can only be considered to be a horrible psuedo-drunk hot girl pose. You know you've seen "that girl" at the bar, she's hot, she's buzzing, and she's trying to act hot and coming off NOT.

I will say this - having met a number of female celebrities in person here in LA, you meet some of them and they are nothing in terms of looks as they are shown on TV. However, our lovely Ms. Hiatt was an absolute 10. Total knockout, unbelievable skin, body, tone, you name it. I would dare say she was hotter in person than she is on TV.

So, yes, the part where you KILL me. I never took a picture, I felt way to scum-baggish to do that, and besides I think the femin-nazi would have burned my car down with a molotov cocktail had I snapped a few off.

And that's the time I met Shana Hiatt. Damn that girl is F-I-N-E fine.

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sry i couldnt read ur thread, when i saw her name i went into a dream state...
im sure it was a good read tho
 
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Shana !!!! :love: :star:


Nice story there - but really no photo :( :D
 
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Ok, let me get this straight. You didn't take a pictue of a presumably drunk Shana Hiatt looking hot and posing hot because some female reporter called you a pig when you hadn't even done anything?

Unfortunately, you have violated Man Law #34. Unless that other female reporter was your wife, you had the duty of all mankind to also be snapping off a whole memory card of those photos. Your excuse that she was trying to be hot but NOT is just your way of trying to make yourself feel better for an opportunity you knew you had to take advantage of and didn't. :p

Cool story though.
 
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Hot as she may be I just lost a lot of respect for her with her shenanigans. I hate stuck-up people. Mind you, she was drunk.

DROOL drunk Shana :love:

Who am I kidding...
 
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Hot as she may be I just lost a lot of respect for her with her shenanigans. I hate stuck-up people. Mind you, she was drunk.

DROOL drunk Shana :love:

Who am I kidding...

Stuck up? She's pounding beers and telling you to take her picture ! I think running out of the room as soon as her obligations were done would be a bit more stuck up.

Anyway, sounds like she maybe has some self esteem issues.

On a side note, her replacement on PAD, Marianella, has been growing on me-- she's pretty funny actually, and doesn't seem quite as dittzy/dumb as Shana.
 

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Ok, let me get this straight. You didn't take a pictue of a presumably drunk Shana Hiatt looking hot and posing hot because some female reporter called you a pig when you hadn't even done anything?

Unfortunately, you have violated Man Law #34. Unless that other female reporter was your wife, you had the duty of all mankind to also be snapping off a whole memory card of those photos. Your excuse that she was trying to be hot but NOT is just your way of trying to make yourself feel better for an opportunity you knew you had to take advantage of and didn't. :p

Cool story though.

Exactly. Man up dude. Who cares what that women thought. Picture = finishing touches to a great story. Now it's a folk tale to me. DAMNIT!
 
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Ice, you're too lucky...

I think it would be safe to presume that the female reporter was anything but a looker and simply hiding jealousy with attitude.

We await more photo/story posts!
 
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Great story!

I think you aren't telling the whole truth. I think you were so stunned by her beauty that you weren't thinking straight and when you snapped out of it you realized you didn't get any pics.

It's pictures like these that make me want to take up photography and become a photographer...

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Shana got them so excited they just had to register and post. Shana is bringing in new members to CardChat
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Lol.

Her fake boobies aren't too bad and she's definitely got a really cute face and body.

A+ by me.
 
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Ok, let me get this straight. You didn't take a pictue of a presumably drunk Shana Hiatt looking hot and posing hot because some female reporter called you a pig when you hadn't even done anything?

Also you violated the most important rule of the jungle :deal: #23 > if you have been charged for a crime you are free to commit that crime or something of equal value :D

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Her fake boobies aren't too bad and she's definitely got a really cute face and body.

You sure they make such small fake boobs? Any evidence?
 
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You sure they make such small fake boobs? Any evidence?
Playboy - Girls of the Hawaiian Tropic (April 1995)

She's the cover girl & pics also inside. Google away and make your own judgements. ;)
Years later she did another nude spread for some magazine, I believe, and you can clearly see the difference in plasticity of her skin. But, it's pretty evident by comparing playboy to her now, with even her clothes still on.
 
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aliengenius

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Playboy - Girls of the Hawaiian Tropic (April 1995)

She's the cover girl & pics also inside. Google away and make your own judgements. ;)
Years later she did another nude spread for some magazine, I believe, and you can clearly see the difference in plasticity of her skin. But, it's pretty evident by comparing playboy to her now, with even her clothes still on.

Shana playboy

Also, damn

3shana
 
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Eh, Courtney Friel is my type, I've talked to her online on a chatroom for a show called Red Eye which she appears on sometimes.
 
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OK just for AlienGenius I made an avatar. Yay for me. I'll try to dig up the photos I did take of Brenes & Company from that event and post.
 
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can someone remind what this thread about? I kind of got zoned out looking at the pretty pictures
 
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