suggestions for the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER!

USFDoh

USFDoh

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Thou shalt remember it is 2 from your hand and 3 from the board in Omaha
 
OzExorcist

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Thou shalt not apply an excessive number of rules to thine play
 
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mrhibs

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please tell me (a dumb a) what is a donkey
 
Thewebmaster

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1st Commandment

Thou shalt not ever take a piss before the official break (or you will come rushing back only to see AA folded,the only time you get it).
 
rainsoaked

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Thou shalt not ever take a piss before the official break (or you will come rushing back only to see AA folded,the only time you get it).

Amen, brother.

Thou shalt not steal the big-stack's blind so often that he wakes up and smites thee.
 
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1FreeLesson

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Thou shalt always remember that a flush beats a straight.

Thou shalt never covet thy neighbors cards, only his chips.
I like #2 here...

Thou shalt fold before me

Although this seems a little blashphemous... It's all in good fun...
 
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nick1611

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THANK YOU

Thou shall not say: thank you after winning a pot without anyone complimenting you on your play or cards.

finally somone who agrees with me i hate people who say ty after somone else has said nh. like they had anything to do with the cards
 
Jagsti

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Thou shall not play at Absolute Poker!
 
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