Trump or Biden? Who would rather play poker against heads up and why?

Perhaps Trump, as a casino owner, should be expected to be more loyal to online poker? Or I'm wrong?

I rather play against Trump. He is impulsive, kind of stupid and has a lot of cash lol. Just saying guys, the truth is you never know !

hi. I would be very happy to play against trump, because as he always has an angry face, I wanted to beat him to see his face very angry. lol .....

Biden, the dude has had two brain aneurysms and forgets things.

This is a tough one. Trump looks like he might tilt easily. Biden looks like he might have trouble remembering what hand beats what.

I'm gonna go with Trump since he has more money.

Oh good lord... Biden is obviously an OMC ("old man coffee"). The player everybody despises. The nit. The rock. The un-fun grump. The guy who you have to tap on the shoulder after three minutes has passed in silence, and the doofus says "Oh I didn't realize it was my turn yet." LOL

Trump is obviously an aggressive raising, bluffing beast at the tables, and utterly fearless. Rich people have money to burn, and rich people enjoy burning money. Also.... Trump is hilarious at the table, joking and taunting you the entire time he's robbing you blind.

Is this question for real? LOL

I would play poker with Biden and Trump at the same table, it would be fun.

Spin&go vs 2

I prefer to play with normal people.

if it is to play like a nice maybe Biden, now if it is for the pleasure of defeating an unfriendly person Trump

trump would bluff way too much
biden would be a nit

i would love to have em both at the table 3-ways....both exploitable.

obama plays a decent game so i believe...he would be more 'rocky'...might mix it up a bit too.

bush would be like a recreational player i think...

clinton...definitely a mixer,,,i would want to be on his left.

carter would probably only play for peanuts

nixon made a lot of money playing poker in the army...a thoroughly deceitful character...very intelligent...until he gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar

they could all lie with a smile on their faces

Originally Posted by PrinceJigger

Biden looks like he might have trouble remembering what hand beats what.

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i actually did lol at this..thanks

Originally Posted by MoCoSolo

Biden, the dude has had two brain aneurysms and forgets things.

2 aneurysms...yup...if he dug too deeply brainwise too much it might bring on a 3rd...

i think he will just take it easy as prez...and let others make the decisions...sign whatever is put in front of him...wave at people...smile...go to dinner parties...much like reagan 2nd term.

Good work if you can get it

Originally Posted by PrinceJigger

Trump looks like he might tilt easily.

Ya think? LOL!! Wait until you have the nuts and then ask him why he didn't have the guts to play Trump: The Game with Bob Stupak for a million dollars. After that, bid him adieu and go have a nice dinner to celebrate your newly won wealth.

Donald Once Turned Down a Million-Dollar Bet on "Trump: The Game

i would like to play trump than biden , trump is very emotional and can tilt easily . Biden seems from the quiet type. thats my opinion

Trump because you can win more from him.

I would crush both,but Trump would be alot more fun to beat,,,

Trump because he seems like a stupid buffoon and behaves like spoiled rotten little boy with a pouty face. Plus he would probably be too busy tweeting to bother paying attention in a poker game.

You think Biden is a nit?Well for sure he has more brains in his little finger than trump has in his entire body.Trump would def cheat you if he had the chance,and then would lie about it.Proven fact he has cheated many people out of millions of dollars.So ill take a nice,honest casual game,with someone that could hold a intelligent conversation about anything.Trump doenst have the brains to hold a conversation about anything.

Originally Posted by Whaevoz

Trump or Biden? Who would rather play poker against heads up and why?

Actually would like to play against both as Trump is a loose cannon and likely to start giving away his chips as he will go on tilt quickly and say stop counting the chips.... Biden will be easy pickings as he is old wouldn't risk much in each hand from what I can tell so can fold many hands to his bets. Would also be fun to have them at the same table and just beat them both

Hello. I would play with Biden. He would be easy to beat if he doesn't cheat. I bet if he plays poker he would use BOTs.

What is the point of playing poker against Trump ? Sure if you have the winning hand , he will only say you cheated !!! If you catch him stealing cards from the deck, then he will say that it is okay cuz he is still President.

Trump

I'll play poker with Trump any time or any place he wants. He's got a lot of tells, he tends to sniff when he's bluffing, or he'll start sweating. I'd probably be prepared when he loses for his to go on the worse kind of tilt. At that point he'd be really exploitable. I wouldn't expect him to play loose since he's notoriously stingy when it comes to paying people off.

Heads up with Trump for sure, I can't imagine that loser being good at poker, he is bad at everything.

Rather go three handed with them both. Would be something that would derive a lot of pleasure for me. They would have bragging rights for second or third.

I prefer play with Trump, for something unbelievable not happen on river.

Both are senile old men who you could easily beat as their cognitive function is not at the prime of their lives currently.

Hi.
Apparently, I would choose Trump as my opponent. I think Donald would be an aggressive poker player and often bluffed. At the same time, I think Biden would be a more serious opponent because he played more tight.
Good luck.

Biden seems to me to be more balanced (calm), so I would play with Trump, he is more impulsive to me, he turns into an easier opponent !!! Although it can only be an illusion !!!

Very funny your question. hehehe
I would play with Trump.
Arrogant, he feels superior, a lot of money and will falter in a millionaire bluff. I find it easy to beat him with a beautiful KK pair.
Biden is dead and forgot to sleep. It is cowardly to hit a dead dog.

Trump would definitely be both more fun and more money.

Anyone as long as it's not Putin. I don't want to end up in a gulag

With Biden, definitely.

You play poker with Biden hes old and senile and he wont know what hes doing. Trump knows and will cheat.Dont wanna play Trump.

Trump will call all of my nuts fake news, and he is impulsive and there is nothing worse in the world as to play against a stupid impulsive irrational player you cant bluff, so I go Trump because even if I lose I will get a good kick outta it

Originally Posted by MoCoSolo

Biden, the dude has had two brain aneurysms and forgets things.

Well, yeah he will win a hand and you will get the chips

Originally Posted by Whaevoz

Trump or Biden? Who would rather play poker against heads up and why?

Definitely against Obama cause why not

For me, Trump is preferable, he is more impulsive, which means he will make mistakes. I think at a distance when playing with him you can play a plus.

vs trump he is funny guy

Of course I would love to destack the aggro-fish.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1324784515680784386

I want to play with trump, seems interesting ...

Depends if my intention is to have fun or make money.

If i wanna have fun and get weird im going with trump.

If i wanna make money i go with joe hell be asleep after 5 hands and surely cant do statistics.

Biden would be much more pleasant to sit at a table with, although I don't know if I would want to totally pass up the opportunity to make fun of Trump if I had the chance.