online poker is rigged, keep telling yourselves otherwise....

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didimaketherightplay

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just because you cant find a decent live game to play at you live in your subjugated fantasy world of online poker. You know you have to tell yourself such things as "it cant be rigged" because otherwise what else would you do with your time? just keep fooling yourself....


pokerstars Game #12651143740: Tournament #62797099, Freeroll no Limit hold em - Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/15 - 21:25:58 (ET)
Table '62797099 103' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: cbmorris901 (875 in chips)
Seat 2: CASojourner (2290 in chips)
Seat 3: cha0scypher (9220 in chips)
Seat 4: madchemist24 (1960 in chips)
Seat 5: KRizzle23 (1445 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: ADewitt (1915 in chips)
Seat 7: guy big50 (1310 in chips)
Seat 8: wefeed8 (1410 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Spals327 (1425 in chips)
cha0scypher: posts small blind 25
madchemist24: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Spals327 [Kd Kc]
KRizzle23: folds
ADewitt: calls 50
guy big50: folds
wefeed8: folds
Spals327: raises 175 to 225
cbmorris901: calls 225
CASojourner: folds
guy big50 is sitting out
cha0scypher: calls 200
madchemist24: folds
ADewitt: calls 175
*** FLOP *** [As Ah 5h]
cha0scypher: bets 400
ADewitt: folds
guy big50 has returned
Spals327: folds
cbmorris901: calls 400
*** TURN *** [As Ah 5h] 5d
cha0scypher: bets 250
cbmorris901: calls 250 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [As Ah 5h] 5d 5c
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cha0scypher: shows [As As As As As] (pwnt of a kind, aces)
cbmorris901: shows [Kc kd] ("omfg online poker is rigged!!" of a kind.)
cha0scypher collected 2250 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
system malfunction
 
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wow I have really seen the error of my ways now. Im going to play a real game like roulette ... YAWN. like seriously is it lets claim Online poker is rigged day or something. at least the guy who wrote this one has a sense of humour
 
Jack Daniels

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wow I have really seen the error of my ways now. Im going to play a real game like roulette ... YAWN. like seriously is it lets claim Online poker is rigged day or something. at least the guy who wrote this one has a sense of humour
Heh...go back and read the HH a bit closer. ;)
 
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Wow, the elusive 5 of a kind, all aces of spades. I heard it only happens if you minraise your aces consistently. Good find, friend.:)
 
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A true five of a kind. :as4: :as4: :as4: :as4: :as4:

There has to be a house prize for that type of hand.
 
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lol..love the sense of humor man. nice post.
 
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A true five of a kind. :as4: :as4: :as4: :as4: :as4:

There has to be a house prize for that type of hand.

Nah, that happens all the time. THIS time though the 6th ace of spades came on the board. Now THAT'S pretty rare.
 
DaFrench1

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Looks like you just got unlucky.

Seriously, there is about a 1:1 billion chance of this occuring, so please post a legit screenshot of a 5 billion hand PT database where this happened 10 times or more and then I might bother listening to what you've got to say.

:cool:
 
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NOTE: NOT BY DAFRENCH1

(Well, alright it is, but I haven't gone to the effort of creating multiple forum personas to bolster my arguments and flaming so you'll have to bear with me.)


Ha! That's nothing, the other day I was playing in my local casino and my 5 Jacks got beaten by 6 9's.

Live poker is sooooooo rigged! lol
 
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instead of creating a new thread i thought id just post this in here. i cant beleive people play this badly in the 100 dollar tourneys.

PokerStars Game #13401096975: Tournament #67347831, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/11/22 - 14:57:54 (ET)
Table '67347831 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tictac (4500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Machiavellin (2500 in chips)
Seat 3: Drrng25 (2465 in chips)
Seat 4: Swansen (7670 in chips)
Seat 5: itkurchiplol (9575 in chips)
Seat 6: JaffaCake (1920 in chips)
Seat 7: T8MML (2150 in chips)
Seat 8: bulez (7370 in chips)
Seat 9: squik (5350 in chips)
Machiavellin: posts small blind 50
Drrng25: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Swansen: folds
itkurchiplol: folds
JaffaCake: raises 1820 to 1920 and is all-in
T8MML: folds
bulez: folds
squik: calls 1920
tictac: folds
tictac has returned
Machiavellin: raises 580 to 2500 and is all-in
Drrng25: folds
squik: calls 580
*** FLOP *** [4s Ks Ts]
*** TURN *** [4s Ks Ts] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ks Ts 7s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Machiavellin: shows [8d Ac] (a pair of Kings)
squik: shows [As Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
squik collected 1160 from side pot
JaffaCake: shows [Ad 5h] (a pair of Kings)
squik collected 5860 from main pot
JaffaCake re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $200.00
Machiavellin re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $200.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7020 Main pot 5860. Side pot 1160. | Rake 0
Board [4s Ks Ts 7s Kc]
Seat 1: tictac (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Machiavellin (small blind) showed [8d Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Drrng25 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Swansen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: itkurchiplol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JaffaCake showed [Ad 5h] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: T8MML folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bulez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: squik showed [As Kh] and won (7020) with a flush, Ace high

the previous hand the guy with A5 went all in preflop with 99 and lost to the winner of this hand with AK. man whats that guy thinking reraising allin with A8?
 
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in the first post the names change in the middle of the hand, is that allow on pokerstars???

i guess if you have to pee really really bad they'll let your friend play for you. while you're gone they turn on the 'rigger' (that's the name of the machine that rigs online poker, i know cause i have a buddy in Madagascar that builds them for all the top sites like jetset and fishtank)
 
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