I'M FINALLY FREE!!!

[belladonna05]

HI GUYS TODAY I OPEN FOLDED KQ HEADS UP AND IT FELT SO GOOD I EJACK-YOU-LATED ALL OVER MY RETARDED SISTER AND NOW SHES PREGNANT HELP ME!!

Please tell me shes not your twin sister

 

[bustermoves]

think im gonna all in the aa to be the black sheep,or better yet fold aa,allin 72o

 

[bluesboy47]

Free at last, free at last great god almight free at last.

 

[lilybo]

great thread, gluck Dayne, being free is a wonderful thing

 

[Divebitch]

Well that would have to be the best reason to fold AA when are you going to write a poker how to book and share this amazing concept with the rest of the worldwide poker community.

My submissions for the book title are...

Free Your Mind, Fold Your Aces
Free Your bankroll, Fold Your Aces
Setting Free The Aces

If u indeed played .01 /.02... Nirwana...What an incredible bargon for that price.
Imagine all the anger of the pokerworld: u waisted 2cts cause i am sure u did it on the BB to enhence the effect

Know what my boyfriend likes to do on those FT After Dark freerolls that pop up all day, where only 1 player wins a seat to the next level? He bets 1499 chips, 5 other people go all-in. When it comes back to him....pause....pause...fold.

 

[4Aces]

Folding AA preflop? Now thats not very impressive. Get enough hands in a day and you'll get aces like 10 times. At least do something decent like take your whole BR to one table and go allin every hand until its gone. That would be something maybe worth making a thread about.

 

[CAPT. ZIGZAG]

I dug out an ingrown toenail today. Took two hours and about ten bags of heroin, but......

I'M FREE

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[arkadiy]

Folding AA preflop? Now thats not very impressive. Get enough hands in a day and you'll get aces like 10 times. At least do something decent like take your whole BR to one table and go allin every hand until its gone. That would be something maybe worth making a thread about.

I must say I have done this before, it felt fairly nice.

 

[Makwa]

Folding AA preflop? Now thats not very impressive. Get enough hands in a day and you'll get aces like 10 times. At least do something decent like take your whole BR to one table and go allin every hand until its gone. That would be something maybe worth making a thread about.

This is the most liberating ever. Please PM me whoever is going to do this, with site and table # pls.

God bless each and every one of us.

 

[The Shrog]

if you guys want to feel even more free, trying setting all your money on fire

rofl

 

[Paw_kit Aces]

I can honestly say I have never folded AA preflop. I think the OP should call off all his chips to an all in bet from a super tight player, just because the books say not to.

 

[jvtelemark]

Free what?

I dont believe anything you are saying, do you have a handhistory to back the story up mate?

well, who cares about this, I once folded J2, I think that is a much better achievment.

And I actually heard a rumour too at a cash table a guy was so unhappy of his playing because he only had 79% flop seen percentage, he should be set free from something too I guess:icon_sant

 

[Monoxide]

I cannot think of a possible scenerio where its intelligent to fold aces pre-flop.

Post flop its totally possible but....

Fail.

 

[hornellfred]

I am in my 50's and learned to play poker in smokey back rooms. I always did my best to play the odds, but a 75% chance of winning the pot is also a 25% chance to lose. I just started playing internet poker and have joined sites to learn something to help me. Folding AA isn't the kind of advice of I was looking for. The point that we all can't play like robots is a good one though. The idea that luck can be taken out of the game is nonsense. I have been knocked out my last four tournaments with QQ or better. I will play the same way the next time, because the odds say I should. Is this smart or not?

 

[CAPT. ZIGZAG]

I will play the same way the next time,

There it is in a nutshell. So many of us criticize our moves after the fact. As if luck can be taken outa the equation.

"I shudda folded," or "If I had raised on the turn...." But, but, but.

If you make the right moves. Keep making them, cuz the law of averages will FAVOR you.

Of course, the key here is. ---> "If you/I make the right moves."


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[dj11]

I was gonna say "If you haven't tried it, don't knock it". But these knocks are fabulously funny.

(Dayne, I have and it was liberating)

 

[DFirstBishop]

ROFLMAO

 

[DFirstBishop]

Of course I'm sure that noticing that you could have raked in a nice CASH pot made you feel extremely well also once the hand was over.

 

[Debi]

This probably should be in the strategy section but I just can't bring myself to move it lol.

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

HI GUYS TODAY I OPEN FOLDED KQ HEADS UP AND IT FELT SO GOOD I EJACK-YOU-LATED ALL OVER MY RETARDED SISTER AND NOW SHES PREGNANT HELP ME!!

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Looks like Vanq has reached "Zen"

Is Zen your sister's name?

 

[CAPT. ZIGZAG]

Is Zen your sister's name?

I don't think so....

I believe it's his "member" name.


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[sliver101]

i folded k9 o/s wooh im free not

 

[MrMuckets]

I cannot think of a possible scenerio where its intelligent to fold aces pre-flop.

Post flop its totally possible but....

Fail.

4 all ins infront of you. Yes you are still a prohibitive favorite but do you want to risk your entire tourney on 75% chance.

 

[zachvac]

Personally I feel more liberated when my AA gets busted by KK AIPF for a 200 BB pot. Now THAT is liberating.

 

[zachvac]

4 all ins infront of you. Yes you are still a prohibitive favorite but do you want to risk your entire tourney on 75% chance.

Key word: cash. It's not a tournament.