- Jul 15, 2015
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About two years ago I wrote a breakup letter to my longtime companion Vicki Variance. It did not go over well and she has been stalking me everywhere I go. ACR, ignition, BOL, SportsBetting, live games at Hollywood here in St. Louis and even all the way out to Vegas. She shows up everywhere I go, taunting me. Her brother, Bad Beat Billy, tags along with her and together they make a duo that rivals the Rock and Sock combination. I need some advice on how to deal with this game wrecking harlot and her unibrowed brother (the most comedic answer wins.) PSA: This post is meant to be humorous and not aimed to offend anyone, stalking is a serious crime -- yada yada yada -- so please don't take the post seriously like some did when I wrote the breakup letter.