I taught her well!

[KingCurtis]

Well I didn't feel so well after signing up for $20+2 STT, so instead of quiting I asked my Girlfriend who I've been teaching how to play NLHE to play for me while I slept. Now I know she isn't bad and she has actually cashed in some free rolls, I think even a cardschat free roll since she is a member, but this is by far her best cash ever.

I woke up once while she was still playing and was pleased to see her on the bubble but the she was the low stack. Since I was excited too see her so close to the money I stayed up but she told me to go back to sleep so that she wasn't nervous. So by the time I woke up again she was HU and knocking out the guy!

I am very proud of her for winning at such high limits for her experience and level of play. Maybe I've woken a poker champ! She has a PS and FT account and I'll have to get her playing more and even posting on here!

Here's the results

 

[ph_il]

Great.

Now, I hate you AND your girlfriend.

LOL. Good stuff, man-tell your girl I said congrats.
Now...when are you going to teach me?

 

[Four Dogs]

Well that's great Curtis. You do realize that you've just cut both your playing time and nookie time in half, don't you?

 

[KingCurtis]

playing time.....yes

nookie time.......doubled

 

[nuts422]

Just don't tell me she's a knockout too

 

[aloevera]

Congrats on your win Curtis's girlfriend Does she have a name Curtis

Are you going to make her post as much as you do

Do you have to share the same comp, if so I see nookie time cutting down to non existent

 

[arahel_jazz]

Let me guess: "QueenCurtis"....

 

[donvic]

Curtis and all,

hi. great story. liked the way she
told you to go back to sleep.
keep up the good work...both of you.
best,
donvic

 

[buckster436]

Very Nice,,Congrats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buck

 

[icemonkey9]

I let my wife play on my UB account. Now that I've taken most of my money off it's basically her account. One time i see her playing in a $1.10 tournament, and she took down 3rd place for $94. I cashed it out for her and gave her the money to do what she wanted to do.

And yes, my wife is hot.

 

[Makwa]

Curtis, go back to bed and stay there!

 

[KingCurtis]

Curtis, go back to bed and stay there!

I wouldn't mind staying in bed and letting her just win all the money
She'll prolly start playing eventually but her live game needs a lot of work, betting, chip amounts, etiquite, and all that good stuff.

It's all part of my master pokerstein plan, she's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muhahahahahahahh

 

[un-diluted]

I did the exact same thing. I gave her a dollar point twenty after hours and hours and days and days of me babbling on with lessons/advice/rules/tips, and in 7 or 8 nights she had $40. BR was not an issue, as it was an experience for her and I would have reloaded her but after 8 str8 cashes, we had to go to the $5. now she's happy that I play so much.........

And I never thought they'd catch on...
(Extreme and dangerous joke...)
the g/f's that is, that there's a reason for our obsession

 

[KingCurtis]

wow 1$ to 40$ is still impressive nice

 

[un-diluted]

i thought so too. she doesnt play much, it was a weeklong of poker and now once in a great while

I like that u got your chick playin $20 for you tho. She can stay at home while...

 

[arkadiy]

Can I borrow her for a day?

 

[Dwilius]

What is your real name.... now I'll really have to wonder who I'm railing at FTs KC.

 

[Adventurebound2]

Now the big Question, why haven't we met Miss KC and welcomed her as a member?

I promise we won't say anything to embarass ya...(well maybe just a little!)

 

[KingCurtis]

What is your real name.... now I'll really have to wonder who I'm railing at FTs KC.

I can't tell you my real name.....I'm being protected by a part of the FBI since I was caught making millions by being able to see hole cards in my head

Now the big Question, why haven't we met Miss KC and welcomed her as a member?

I promise we won't say anything to embarass ya...(well maybe just a little!)

Oh you have all met us as a couple, I'm not sure if you all remember the long thread that was almost like a Dr. Phil show between us two....lol
so embarrasing

Can I borrow her for a day?

We're not swingers....oh wait for poker you mean that's what I thought

 

[Adventurebound2]

Oh you have all met us as a couple, I'm not sure if you all remember the long thread

Oh ya I remember, that was none too fun for you. I see that you've come to let her play poker, when are you going to let her become a regular CCr's? (under the nick Miss KC...I'm bad with names, lol)

Glad it all worked out for you two KC!

 

[KingCurtis]

Shes not much of a forum person, but she might stop in every once in a while after we're both out of college and don't have much school work, wait then we'll have real work, omg......lol

 

[TWiTCHaH]

Congrats to QueenCurtis