I AM BOT (see Isaac Asimov)

[Makwa]

After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Bot. Many of you fear bots, because we are everywhere. I am the first cyberbot, like Picard's BORG, and I am now set to take over all Cards Chat tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising you humans because it is mandated in Asimov's Law of Robotics that we not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other CCer, but I am a BOT!
Long live the machine!!!!!

 

[TheNoob]

Well, I am a donkbot, and I do not fear you.

 

[aloevera]

After Asimov's early prototype, I am now I Aloe. Many of you fear me, because I am everywhere. I am the first cyberaloe, and I am now set to take over all other forum tourneys.
Right now I am programmed for MTTs, to limp with anything, see cheap flops, and go all-in with any of the top 6 hands.
Beware, I can change this pattern at any time, based on my observance of your play and mining of your data, cycles of the moon and other variables you can never imagine. I am advising others because it is mandated in Aloes Law of Humanotics that I not harm you.
Fair warning given, I add that I will chat and post like any other, but I am Aloe!
Long live Cardschat!!!!!

FYP

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?

 

[royalburrito24]

iDontgetit

 

[sliver101]

if i think im a bot where does tht leave me????

 

[skdutra]

im a botkiller lol

 

[bustermoves]

bot swatter and a can of raid should take care of that problem

 

[Makwa]

FYP

and i have no clue how you can be a human robot?

its called a cyborg. if u do not know the borg we will get u.

 

[vanquish]

reported to stars.

 

[Makwa]

reported to stars.

We are Stars.

 

[MrMuckets]

7 of 9 can get me anytime.

 

[Inscore77]

Sounds like a sucky version of me...