HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!

Snowman1964

Snowman1964

Rock Star
Joined
Oct 18, 2007
Total posts
210
To one and all....Happy Easter from the Altzheimers Society !!.....er, I mean HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
I hope the new year brings each and every one of you prosperity, love and pocket aces.
My predictions for 2008 are as follows:
1. Phil Helmuth will apply to the United Nations to have his ego declared an independent state.
2. Absolute Poker will release a press statement that is accurate.
3. Medical science will isolate Paris Hilton's brain cell.
4. It will finally be proved with matematical certainty that all those who consider online poker to be rigged will be the major cause of new forum threads.
5. The International Cat Protection League will be designated a terrorist organisation by the FBI.

What are your predictions?...and please; no predictions I'll finally write something funny in my blog.

Have a great year

Lots of love

Snowman

XXX
 
troderick

troderick

Rock Star
Joined
Apr 11, 2005
Total posts
157
happy new year to you and all at cardschat
 
M

Madness_does

Rock Star
Joined
Feb 26, 2007
Total posts
425
Make it double, cheers and happy new years and many more to come.
 
riffpoker

riffpoker

Rock Star
Joined
May 21, 2007
Total posts
233
Happy New Year to all at CC!!!!!!!!!!

My predictions for 2008.

Gus Hansen suffers his first bad beat.

(Shawn) "Sheiky" Sheikhan apologizes to everyone he's ever offended at the tables. Ripley's Believe it or Not uses it as first story of year.

Jamie Gold admits publicly. "I have no f***ing clue how to play holdem".

Bill Gates Sues AT&T. Claims Patent by Alexander Graham Bell Infringes on Several Microsoft Patents. And wins!!

Penthouse Publishes All Text Version For Men Who Only Buy It For The Stories/Forum. Goes bankrupt.

May your pots be mustered in 2008.
Peace
 
ozboyy

ozboyy

Enthusiast
Joined
Nov 26, 2007
Total posts
31
Happy New Year Snowman

Thank you Snowman and to all the fine people here may this year be all you would it to be. And just before I go; Snowman didn't you hear they have located paris's brain cell but it had expired from inactivity!!! Love from Oz:angel:
 
dufferdevon

dufferdevon

Legend
Joined
Dec 17, 2007
Total posts
1,663
2008 Predictions

1. IOC names poker the newest event for 2012 games
2. Phil Helmuth is knocked out of 2008 wsop on first hand and retires
3. dufferdevon hits 1000 posts on Cardchat
4. K4s to be outlawed as a holdem starting hand
5. Cardchat freerolls become $10,000 prize pools - membership explodes to 1 MILLION
6. Paris Hilton takes up poker until she realizes everyone has already seen her naked
7. dufferdevon takes down his first MTT and bankroll soars over $3000.00
 
N

nick1usmc

Rock Star
Joined
Jul 28, 2007
Total posts
187
Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all!!!

Predictions for 2008

1. I will actually figure out how to play poker and grow my $2.12 bankroll to over $1000.00 by year's end.

2. This of course, will be made possible by all the advice from fellow cardschat members.

3. Cardschat will continue to grow as people figure out that this site is far better than all others out there.
 
shinedown.45

shinedown.45

Legend
Joined
Aug 18, 2006
Total posts
5,389
Happy New Year 88(poker hand, snowmen).
Just woke up, got just hammered and slipped on some ice and messed up my face a bit but I'm fine.
Thought someone hit me but I would have remembered that.
Wish you all the best for the New Year:):):):):)
 
T

TKarnes

Guest
Joined
Jan 1, 2008
Total posts
5
very funny post shinedown happy new years everyone
 
KingCurtis

KingCurtis

Legend
Joined
Sep 24, 2007
Total posts
9,945
Awards
1
happy new years...umm whats the point of accidentally saying happy easter....didnt know if there was something i missed....anyways happy new year to all hopefully theres a lot of poker goals for everyone this year and good resolutions.
 
mister628

mister628

Rock Star
Joined
Aug 1, 2006
Total posts
105
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Just wanted to say have a great 2008!! and good luck to all at the tables.....
 
Top