Lou-Dog
Rising Star
Bronze Level
Call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not bring myself to fold i dont think in that spot. If i have the immortal nuts and i am being put to the test i got to call. Even if the girl from the right guard body spray commercial came and wanted my junk right then and there. I'm sorry guys but the bracelet and money come before all chicks in my opinion.
:joyman:
I could not bring myself to fold i dont think in that spot. If i have the immortal nuts and i am being put to the test i got to call. Even if the girl from the right guard body spray commercial came and wanted my junk right then and there. I'm sorry guys but the bracelet and money come before all chicks in my opinion.
:joyman:
F Paulsson
euro love
Silver Level
I fold, but not for sex, but because I'm not capable of reading the table.
And boy am I surprised when just a few minutes later I end up in bed with... with... Uh, whoever that's supposed to be.
And boy am I surprised when just a few minutes later I end up in bed with... with... Uh, whoever that's supposed to be.
hott_estelle
Legend
Silver Level
kenny i'll take estelle's spot if you want
I'm sure he'd be thrilled Joose, and I'm more than willing to let you do that.
Have fun you two.
something about him. i think it is eyes.
Oooooo, I vote for eyes too, but even Gus or any other guy in the world couldn't get me to fold by telling me that.
Gosh, I'm hoping every guy here that said they would, is just really joking and wouldn't fold. Please don't tell me its true. Is any one woman, for one night, worth that much to you. Really? Is it??? Hmm, let's see review the evidence--uh, guess it is to them.
F Paulsson
euro love
Silver Level
I wouldn't fold.
... but money is just money, after all.
Now, if I could just think of "my dream woman" I might be able to put this into context a bit better. But I find it really hard to believe I'd fold.
See, here's the thing.
When this happens, I'm sitting at the final table of the wsop. How the hell I ended up there, I have no idea, but there I am, after a week of playing poker. The final table has probably been going for over 10 hours by the time this is happening. I'm tired. Really tired. I've probably been sweating; not so much because it's warm, but because they put spotlights on the final table and my heart is likely to have been beating. My vision is blurry. I'm trying to stay focused.
What keeps me going? One goal. That big-ass pile of money in the middle of the table. That's what I'm here for. Now I have it, I just need to...
Whispered: "If you fold, you can have me."
Uh.
Wtf.
Me: "Can someone call security? Seriously, get this person away from the table with all the money."
Besides, how cool is THAT story! Screw sleeping with your dream woman, imagine being able for the rest of your life to tell your buddies that you had (Angelina Jolie/Sandra Bullock/Whoever people have as their dream woman) escorted away from you by Harrah's security!
Yeah, anyway.
What were we talking about? I forget.
dj11
Legend
Silver Level
Why is it I only Imagine jail time for what I think I'd do to the btch that made that offer......
First off, the person who fits the first part of that proposition wouldn't make the second part of that proposition, else she wouldn't fit the first part of that proposition!!!!!
Second off, see first off!
First off, the person who fits the first part of that proposition wouldn't make the second part of that proposition, else she wouldn't fit the first part of that proposition!!!!!
Second off, see first off!
Stefanicov
Legend
Silver Level
hott_estelle
Legend
Silver Level
OK, first off, I have no idea what you just said.
Second off, please refrain from calling a woman (or women in general) a b*tch or b*tches (as someone did in a previous post), unless she warrants such a title. But considering how many guys answered they would fold, I don't think the woman in mind is suppose to be a b*tch. Even so, there's no need to be so derogatory towards women.
dj11
Legend
Silver Level
Not women, just that woman. I can't imagine a more treacherous thing a woman could do, put a guy to the test for that? Truely, she would need gills.
Thus my first sentence asking why I could only imagine jail time for what I would do to that particular female dog!
Please don't generalize a statement made of a particular case, especially if you miss the humor.
Thus my first sentence asking why I could only imagine jail time for what I would do to that particular female dog!
Please don't generalize a statement made of a particular case, especially if you miss the humor.
thwizzofoz
Rock Star
Silver Level
Easy call. With the nuts, I would push all in in a heartbeat. I would be so nervous at that point and so focussed that I probably wouldn't hear her. Besides, I have a wonderful wife who puts up with my sorry butt. I can't think of a scenario where I would have sex with anyone but her.
OK... so Beez is my dream girl. Now if she said that to me... fold and I'm yours... I know it would be just to keep me from blowing a gasket from high blood pressure and make me laugh. I suppose everyone at the table would understand if I took my full minute to play my hand and take care of business... if you know what I mean... and be back before I ended up incurring a penalty. LOL
OK... so Beez is my dream girl. Now if she said that to me... fold and I'm yours... I know it would be just to keep me from blowing a gasket from high blood pressure and make me laugh. I suppose everyone at the table would understand if I took my full minute to play my hand and take care of business... if you know what I mean... and be back before I ended up incurring a penalty. LOL
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Kennyseven
Visionary
Silver Level
kenny i'll take estelle's spot if you want
LOL...you dirty dog, you teetsy fly of masculinity, you butterfly of love, U big galute. Umm, sorry man I would take my chances with Mariah.:vroam:
Kenzie 96
Legend
Loyaler
Well hell, now that I know Diane is whisperin in 4 Dogs ear to hell with her I'm callin. Besides I got a better offer today anyway & with my winnings I won't have to skip out without paying for the suite.
Besides what's that they say, a bracelet in hand is better than a hand in the bu,-- no, it's a handy bird is better than -- aw hell never mind.
Jocksrock
Rock Star
Silver Level
enough of this sex thing..sex is overated....everyone know that orgasm is four of a kind...and multiple orgasm is straight flush...though i dont think that multiple orgasms really happen..its just a thing females invented to make men try harder...not real men mind you....real men just roll over..fart ..and tell em to wind there necks in..
What was the original question again?
..What was the original question again?
pokerrqueenn
Legend
Silver Level
they do happen--------sometimes it is great to be a womanenough of this sex thing..sex is overated....everyone know that orgasm is four of a kind...and multiple orgasm is straight flush...though i dont think that multiple orgasms really happen..its just a thing females invented to make men try harder...not real men mind you....real men just roll over..fart ..and tell em to wind there necks in
Waht was the original question again?
hott_estelle
Legend
Silver Level
they do happen--------sometimes it is great to be a woman
Sometimes, what's wrong with all the time? Well besides for the monthly rituals and giving birth thing, lol.
shinedown.45
Legend
Silver Level
what kind of guys do you meet?, must not be real men if they can't give you a simple multiple
hott_estelle
Legend
Silver Level
what kind of guys do you meet?, must not be real men if they can't give you a simple multiple
LOL, not what I was talking about, you misread my post.
I don't have trouble at all in that department. But thanks for the concern.
