Favorite Poker Quotes

Noah31

Noah31

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Oct 3, 2012
Total posts
54
Chips
0
Whats your favorite poker quote?

This is mine:
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.’ - “Amarillo Slim” Preston
 
Noah31

Noah31

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Oct 3, 2012
Total posts
54
Chips
0
The rake!!! Love that!!! Just watched Rounders the other day too!
 
jazzaxe

jazzaxe

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Jun 6, 2007
Total posts
1,050
Awards
1
Chips
0
Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand...Lucas "Cool Hand Luke" Jackson
 
OzExorcist

OzExorcist

Broomcorn's uncle
Bronze Level
Joined
Aug 6, 2007
Total posts
8,586
Awards
1
Chips
1
"I dunno about these four nines, but I think the ace is pretty high?"

Danny Ocean (George Clooney) in Oceans 11

Classic slowroll :D
 
Enzo1089

Enzo1089

Rock Star
Silver Level
Joined
Jun 21, 2013
Total posts
175
Chips
0
I saw a website that had a few quotes on them. Some I REALLY liked. My personal favorites were:

"The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play." -- Chris Moneymaker.

"A poker game is like baseball. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing, and nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead." -- Jackie Robinson.

Just for comic value though...this one made me laugh:

"Last night I stayed up playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright.
 
barracuuuda

barracuuuda

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
May 18, 2013
Total posts
60
Chips
0
A man with money is no match against a man on a mission.
-Doyle Brunson
 
A

AcesUp747

Rock Star
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 2, 2013
Total posts
137
Chips
0
"you call and it's all over baby"
 
S

sonic0691

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 2, 2013
Total posts
37
Chips
0
"It's bad luck to be superstitious" - Unknown
 
S

Stretch84

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 2, 2013
Total posts
68
Chips
0
favorite poker sayings

Sometimes you're the bug sometimes you're the windshield.
 
dudemanstan

dudemanstan

Visionary
Silver Level
Joined
Jun 11, 2013
Total posts
769
Chips
0
Phil Hellmuth - I Can Dodge Bullets Baby!

 
S

StevieSparkZ

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 19, 2013
Total posts
30
Chips
0
Good one on the Rounders clip! That movie got me started, also can you guys look at the top comments and see what I see? (Hint: The lulz will be had when you realize it.)
 
robhimself

robhimself

Rock Star
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 12, 2010
Total posts
197
Awards
1
Chips
4
HE CALLED ME WITH A JACK HIGH!

-Ellix Powers
 
fan_diaz

fan_diaz

Rock Star
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 4, 2006
Total posts
121
Chips
0
"Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck." Phil Hellmuth
 
Abedin120

Abedin120

Rock Star
Platinum Level
Joined
Sep 3, 2012
Total posts
316
Chips
0
"I think one of the interesting things about poker is that once you let your ego in, you're done for." > Al Alvarez

"You cannot survive without that intangible quality we call heart. The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses. If you win for thirty days in a row, that makes no difference if on the thirty-first you have a bad night, go crazy, and throw it all away." > Bobby Baldwin

"Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you." > Crandell Addington

"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just be being around those people." > Samantha Bee
 
Noah31

Noah31

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Oct 3, 2012
Total posts
54
Chips
0
WINNER WINNER CHICK.......SHIT! wrong game....... :stupid: :hmmmm:
 
C

cotta777

Visionary
Silver Level
Joined
Dec 27, 2012
Total posts
868
Chips
0
I folded Ace queen of diamonds

Doyle ''thats why your the greatest
 
L

ludde2009

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Jan 26, 2012
Total posts
67
Chips
0
"Heart and commitment" - Tony G
 
vinnie

vinnie

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 12, 2013
Total posts
1,208
Awards
1
US
Chips
50
"But it was suited!"​

This comes from a weekly, private game. There was one guy, Frank, who would not fold suited cards pre-flop for any reasonable raise. He dealt out some really ridiculous bad-beats often. And, when someone would get angry about it, he would just respond, "But it was suited!" As if that justified calling.

Eventually, whenever someone got beat in a strange or unlucky way someone at the table would declare, "But it was suited!" (even if it wasn't).

I miss playing with Frank, he moved a long time ago. He was as fishy as they come, and he didn't mind people joking about it. He took the teasing really well. He knew that he wasn't playing great poker. He was just there to have fun and didn't care if he lost money.
 
Abedin120

Abedin120

Rock Star
Platinum Level
Joined
Sep 3, 2012
Total posts
316
Chips
0
I read one quote today that I remembered. It's can be classified like part of the life but it is on connection with poker. It says:

Life is like poker...You need to have luck, braveness, hope... But first of all, you have to learn you bluff.
 
Nathan Williams

Nathan Williams

Poker Pro
Silver Level
Joined
Sep 13, 2011
Total posts
1,095
Awards
3
Chips
10
“Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.” -- Irieguy
 
Top