nikoszwtos93
Rock Star
There are some fine lines that separate those who like poker from others who are addicted to it.
This text is humorous but if you find that you have enough of the following features you probably have to get a little off the game.
♠ When you are interviewing for a job you are constantly giving your position to other candidates in order to be the last one and have the advantage.
♥ If you break a cup of coffee and your mother tells you "You broke the set" and you're wondering "Well, when did you learn poker?"
♣ When you go to the psychologist and the question "what is your biggest fear" you answer "set over set".
♦ When you are proposing a wedding to your girlfriend and wearing the ring saying "nice hand".
♠ Every time you hear the words "donkey", "fish" etc. you don't think of the animals but some of your friends from the poker tables.
♥ When playing online poker and wearing sunglasses.
♣ When you go to a wedding and just go to a party, you immediately think it's the perfect place for a poker tournament.
♦ When your dream girl sends you a message, go for a coffee and you invalidate her because it's Sunday and you want to play poker.
♠ When you count 8, 9, 10 and immediately afterwards instead of 11, 12, 13 you catch yourself saying "Jack, queen, King".
♥ When you go out to play poker with friends in the afternoon and get sunglasses together not for the ultimate poker face but because you know the dawn will get you there.
♣ When the sound of the chips can wake you up faster than the loudest coffee.
♦ When your taxi driver tells you € 20 and you raise it to € 100 hoping that it will fold.
♠ When you hear a “cheerleader” and instead of thinking hot girls, you dream of being a chipleader in a big tournament.
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This text is humorous but if you find that you have enough of the following features you probably have to get a little off the game.
♠ When you are interviewing for a job you are constantly giving your position to other candidates in order to be the last one and have the advantage.
♥ If you break a cup of coffee and your mother tells you "You broke the set" and you're wondering "Well, when did you learn poker?"
♣ When you go to the psychologist and the question "what is your biggest fear" you answer "set over set".
♦ When you are proposing a wedding to your girlfriend and wearing the ring saying "nice hand".
♠ Every time you hear the words "donkey", "fish" etc. you don't think of the animals but some of your friends from the poker tables.
♥ When playing online poker and wearing sunglasses.
♣ When you go to a wedding and just go to a party, you immediately think it's the perfect place for a poker tournament.
♦ When your dream girl sends you a message, go for a coffee and you invalidate her because it's Sunday and you want to play poker.
♠ When you count 8, 9, 10 and immediately afterwards instead of 11, 12, 13 you catch yourself saying "Jack, queen, King".
♥ When you go out to play poker with friends in the afternoon and get sunglasses together not for the ultimate poker face but because you know the dawn will get you there.
♣ When the sound of the chips can wake you up faster than the loudest coffee.
♦ When your taxi driver tells you € 20 and you raise it to € 100 hoping that it will fold.
♠ When you hear a “cheerleader” and instead of thinking hot girls, you dream of being a chipleader in a big tournament.
(c)pokerlobby
