Why can't SP win?!?!1111oneone

SavagePenguin

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I am #1 super good poker player.
Must be a cold spell. Or rigged.

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(Contains bad words and sexist statements)
 
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Gorblid

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lol, are you serious?
that's the worst donkey play I ever seen
calling with T3 hopefully to catch, TJ first hand good hand?! shove with every hand?!?
read a poker books.
 
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What? You mean those aren't standard plays? But I am super-rad, awesome-tastic mega-good poker player!!!1111oneoneone

I do need to read some poker books because those six or seven S&G's have tarnished my precious sharkscope stats.

(Really though, I was just drunk and trying to be funny. With all this talk of the game being rigged toward the bad hands, you'd think I could manage so suck out on someone! And I'm surprised SS didn't put me on tilt because of it.)
 

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Jodieblonde

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I don't understand why you are complaining.
 
eNTy

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am i in it ?

omg omg omg wanna see

a couple of comments:

1) when u have QsJs you missed some valuable strat talk. What you should've mentioned was that you have to play your draws aggressively so I completely agree with ur shove.

2) with KcQc u made a beginner mistake. You should've raised to 1499 preflop because a) JJ will call and u will hit trip 8 because the poker gods will show u favor b) u have the table covered so raising to 1499 maximizes the fear factor and leaves u with 1 chip which is enough to buy any cheezburger at mcdo yo.

3) furries are easy marks but people too

4) with 88 u failed to type in the chatbox: SNOWMEN STEAM ROLL this granted u the hate of the poker gods and u got lucky no one called u

4) the more beer u drink the less rigged the sites get, so obv drink more
 
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