the mother of god question

ok. i'm still learning about poker, but...how the hell do you keep your woman/man from nagging the crap out of you while you people are playing? i mean i tried the dirty sock in the mouth but that only work for a couple of mins until she got it out of it. then i tried the 36 bucket of chicken from KFC but that only lasted for about 5 mins, until it was gone. (that was like the scene from gremlins). not saying i'm all skinny or anything but when we took our honeymoon i had to fly coach while she had to go cargo. I would say hey at least i'm making some money for the house, but i doubt that would go over well seeing that she's some sort of heiress to some pork belly company (go figure). i mean everytime i get on to play she starts complaining about spending "quality" time, and then i get pissed off and play stupid.

any suggestions?

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old woman/ she ate the duct tape.

Make sure you set aside some quality time for her - taking her to KFC does not count lol.

A little Benedril(cant spell) on the chicken may help. Nighty night!!

I am single....

Put a smile on her face ......
If you do this every time before you play poker.

I think you will be ok .......





I'm talking a Win Win Strategy ......

Maybe start by not calling her fat...

feitr said:

Maybe start by not calling her fat...

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This.

good advice.

quality time .... 3 laps around the park.

then, tell her when you win you fell horny. the night time activies will be more fun.

Like everything else in life just get the balance right. You get time to play poker she / he gets time to do their own thing. Give and take always works.

dakota-xx said:

Make sure you set aside some quality time for her - taking her to KFC does not count lol.

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It doesn't? Even if he offers to go Dutch? You could try Applebee`s. You get a good family meal for a fair price. Or the always delicious Taco Bell.

I usually just put on headphones and lock the door.
Seems to work out fine,not that my girl nags me or newthing but just incase she gets the notion.

Lol dude you either like your girl or you don't. If you like her then make sure you spend time with her. After the quality time let her know that you need some time to yourself to play poker. If she just pisses you off and nags you all the time, well then I don't see a point of being with her?

Something to note - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that about 90% of women will complain if you play poker too much....even if you're winning. Anything that takes the attention off of them seems to piss them off.

I think Wes747 is right, I don't understand the post, if you are with her, then be with her, if you would rather be playing poker, then have the decency to dump her, so she can also find a person of quality to be with. no worries, no problem,.. I think you are complaining too much,..

Just bungee jump without a cord and ease her pain and yours?

I am not sure what relevance this thread has to:

1) Learning poker

2) The mother of God

NoWuckingFurries said:

I am not sure what relevance this thread has to:

1) Learning poker

2) The mother of God

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LMAO!

He's right, although very funny to me still.

Btw, I agree with wes, and whoever said don't call her fat...

Good gawd.
Did you take her to McDonald's on your first date....and made her pay?

Give her your credit card and let her go shopping. You won't see her for hours and hours.

LizzyJ said:

Good gawd.
Did you take her to McDonald's on your first date....and made her pay?

Give her your credit card and let her go shopping. You won't see her for hours and hours.

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lol, now that is an idea

I had a similar problem, my solution was to purchase a lap top and lock myslef in the bathroom, with my mini fridge of course

If you are serious about poker, divorce is the simple solution, if your not serious then keep her happy, your gonna need the bankroll help.

i do spend time with her i only play poker about 3 hours a day, and after work i spend most of the time wit her. i'm just venting because she seemed to be pissy all the time. it's just she so used to having all the attention on her that she doesn't understand people need time to themselves. ok. thanks for the advice.

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Venting? it sounds like raging to me. maybe you need to MAN UP instead of GIRLING DOWN. All she's really saying is she's tired of being your mother!
Wake up, theres more to being a husband than 40hrs. of pay and a slap on her behind once a week.
I bet your deep in dept, she can't see a way out, and your happy in your own mess like a baby in a dirty diaper.

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