Hy trigga, that is some bizzaro world shit right there. On this I have 2 questions.
#1. If the button was still the button, why would there be any change at all?
#1b. But, if the blinds were in front of the button, then what would the order of betting be preflop? You'd have some players on one side of the table betting, then the other players on the other side betting wouldn't you?(like seats 2,3 bet then 6,7 then 9,2 and 5)
#2 Was your lawn mower CUTTING the grass, BURNING the grass, or did YOU CUT and BURN the grass yourself?