Can I get someone to sweat me at LHE?

I've jumped from NLHE to LHE and was doing fairly well for a while, but now it just seems like I can't do anything right. I'd be willing to pay up to 20% of any winnings for however many sessions someone would care to give.

I'm playing at Full Tilt on .05/.10 LHE and between 2-3 tables, but could do 4 if you'd want me to.

I know C9 might be interested, but knowing your style, I really don't want to change my game that much so quick.

I use skype and teamviewer but would be willing to download anything that works and is free. Just let me know. Thanks.

I really hate to beg, but Pwetty Pweeeeeeez!!!! I'm tired of this vicious cycle I'm in.

Also, could a mod change the name of this post to "Can I get someone to sweat me at LHE?" please?

Title changed. FYI best way to get our attention is to report the post

Haha, didn't think of that. Wouldn't want to bother you by making you think it's something important!

No, really! I need a sweat bad! Here's proof!