When I get an all-in idiot early in a tournament, I usually deploy the following 4 step program:
(1) Delay action
When the idiot goes all-in, I delay my action for the maximum time(usually 30 seconds). The reson is this drives them nuts. They want to be all-in 10 times a minute if possible. They want ACTION! When I delay, their main motivation (the rush of a race or satisfaction of "pushing" others out) is hurt.
Sometimes, other players catch on and they too delay. This totally drives them nuts.
However, if the idiot just limped (or folded ), I don't delay. This sends a clear message that any time he or she goes all-in, there is at least 30 seconds of inactivity.
Occasionally, this results in the idiot backing down and not going all-in as much. When that happens, I play my usual early tournament game IF I have position on the idiot for that hand.
(2) Use chat
Often (but not always), I supplement delaying with chat by telling them how stupid they are. This totally drives them out of their skins. At this point they hate me so much, that they would call an all-in by me with two blank cards. Repeated chatting how stupid they are after they push all-in does wonders. If you decide to use my system, please don't be repetitive. Alternate between idiot, super-donk, moron, retard, and so on. They are all of course synonyms for these kind of idiots, but it is more effective to very your chat. Otherwise the idiot may "think" you are getting irritated. We DON'T want that. We want the IDIOT to be irritated.
(3) Trap them
If I am out of position with respect to the idiot and if I have a premium hand (TT,JJ,QQ,KK,AA), I will usually limp. They are so stupid that they don't notice my change in action. They usually raise all-in because of the hatred raging towards me in their empty heads.
If I am in position, obviosly I call with one of these hands when idiot pushes.
(4) Collect chips
This is why I didn't include AK. It is not a good hand against an idiot. They could have anything and often they are only 40% dog. I don't want to gamble with an idiot of that calliber being only 60% favorite. Wait for a big pocket pair.
See, as easy as 1-2-3
Damn, I meant as easy as 1-2-3-4
Note: Some good players may disagree with the chat aspect, or even the delay aspect. But this is all designed to maximize the idiot's push/call range so that when we finally get something premium, we are almost certain to get paid off.
If we just get very tight(which is correct), the idiot may fold to our push or fail to push if we limp.
I personally call this "Hate Equity". Make them hate you so much that you are virtually certain to get paid off on your big pocket pair.
God created the world in 6 days. Then he noticed that something is missing. And he created the Donk.