I guess I will have to narrow down the field so I have enough quality time to give.
I'm really looking for horrible players. Preferably guys with long term losing averages.
Please PM me with the limits you play and amount lost and over what time periods.
Beginners I recommend quitting the game
Do you use and poker tracking software?
Have you read any poker books
Do you think you can learn how to play poker by watching televised events?
Do you wear sunglasses to the casino?
If I start coaching you and discover you are ok I will auto fold you