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Topic open for everyone, please share hands you find funny or/and entertaining.

I start: I have never seen equity changing owner than in next hand from today’s grind.
Flop big blind has 93% equity, on the turn button has 93% Hero has 5% =)

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 95.1 BB (VPIP: 75.00, PFR: 75.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 4)
SB: 111.5 BB (VPIP: 19.10, PFR: 14.61, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 91)
BB: 51.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
UTG: 195.9 BB (VPIP: 18.18, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 34)
Hero (MP): 107.5 BB
CO: 155.2 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 10)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K A

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, BTN raises to 8 BB, fold, BB raises to 51.5 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 107.5 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 87.1 BB and is all-in

Flop: (242.2 BB, 3 players) T 9 A

Turn: (242.2 BB, 3 players) K

River: (242.2 BB, 3 players) A

Hero shows K A (Full House, Aces full of Kings)

Main Pot [155 BB]: (Pre 25%, Flop 2%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [87.2 BB]: (Pre 30%, Flop 95%, Turn 5%)

BTN shows K K (Full House, Kings full of Aces)

Main Pot [155 BB]: (Pre 56%, Flop 5%, Turn 93%)
Side Pot#1 [87.2 BB]: (Pre 70%, Flop 5%, Turn 95%)

BB shows T T (Full House, Tens full of Aces)

Main Pot [155 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 93%, Turn 2%)

Hero wins 231.3 BB
 
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Oh come on, that has to be funny hand? Or is my humor too numerical =)
 
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Superior hand reading skill needed here. Guess the villain's hand! No stats, but he limping might be a hint. (and plz don't say anything about turn bet size)

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players

Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 115.8 BB
SB: 50 BB (VPIP: 36.36, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, hands: 12)
BB: 7.8 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 2)
UTG: 132.6 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
MP: 118.4 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 2)
CO: 97.8 BB (VPIP: 12.90, PFR: 9.68, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 33)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7 7

fold, MP calls 1 BB, CO raises to 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB, fold, fold, MP calls 3 BB

Flop: (13.4 BB, 3 players) 3 7 2
MP checks, CO checks, Hero bets 8 BB, MP calls 8 BB, fold

Turn: (29.4 BB, 2 players) 8
MP bets 2 BB, Hero raises to 17.6 BB, MP calls 15.6 BB

River: (64.6 BB, 2 players) 3
MP bets 31 BB, Hero raises to 86.2 BB and is all-in, MP calls 55.2 BB

Hero shows 7 7 (Full House, Sevens full of Threes)
MP shows
T 2 (Two Pair, Threes and Twos)
(Pre 33%, Flop 29%, Turn 18%)
Hero wins 227.2 BB
 
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Enjoyed both hands - thanks! :D

I guessed suited garbage that hit trip threes on hand 2 - instead villain made a very enterprising play on the river lol.
 
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We are seated at 2/5 live game. Full table.

Dude in UTG2 opens first in, to $25. He Asian. He kinda shitty. Edit, not racist, but I profile. Asians have gamble in them man, like for real. These cats hate folding.


1 caller in LP. BB calls also.


BB has been getting pummeled today. He is clearly tilted. I don't know if the Asian recognizes this or not.


3w to flop J-10-2r.

Checks to Asian, he cbets $50 ish. Folds to BB, he flats.

J-10-2...... turn 5, bringing a BDFD on board.


BB donks for $200. Asian squirms, and calls it off. He has this look like "how dare you? You scoundrel."


J-10-2-5.......river offsuit Q.


BB stuffs it for another 250 or so. Asian snap calls, verbally.



BB rolls K-9ss (no FD), and Asian rolls K-Qo.


I literally LOL hard at table. Asian isn't happy, and now he has to cut out the call, because he didn't put chips in yet.
 
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I had a few fun hands from back in 2008 when I used to grind cheeseburger stakes PLO at the same time as my MTTs to stay focused.

Hand 1 50PLO:

Dealt :9h4: :7c4: :9d4: :7d4:

I raised to $1.50 and got 2 calls.

Flop :9c4: :9s4: :7c4:

Everyone checks.

Turn :7h4:

UTG bets $0.50 and I'm only caller.

River :ac4:

UTG bet $6ish. I pot and he folds.

Hand 2 25PLO:

Dealt :8h4: :8s4: :7c4: :5c4:

Raise it up UTG to $0.85 get repotted to $2.50 call and see the flop HU.

Flop :8c4: :9c4: :6c4:

Both check.

Turn :3s4:

We check again.

River :8d4:

I bet pot he calls and I barely edge out pocket aces. :p

I played a lot of PLO (and PLO8) on pokerstars that year as you might suspect... got to 700K VPPs but I should have put more of that time into learning strategy than playing.

Overall it was a fun experience.
 
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One of those 7s was supposed to be a spade in hand 1 fyi lol.
 
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First time I realize this is possible. Split pot and villain gets more money. He got 0.17, I got 0.16:2in1:

PokerStars - $0.02 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players

Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 215 BB (VPIP: 24.42, PFR: 19.77, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 88)
SB: 106 BB
BB: 106 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
Hero (UTG): 118.5 BB
MP: 203.5 BB (VPIP: 35.71, PFR: 28.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
CO: 135.5 BB (VPIP: 29.17, PFR: 20.83, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 24)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K K

Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2.5 BB, fold

Flop: (7 BB, 2 players) 4 3 2
SB checks, Hero bets 5 BB, SB calls 5 BB

Turn: (17 BB, 2 players) 5
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (17 BB, 2 players) A
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows 4 K (Straight, Five High)
(Pre 7%, Flop 10%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows K K (Straight, Five High)
(Pre 93%, Flop 90%, Turn 86%)
SB wins 8.5 BB
Hero wins 8 BB
 
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