You know it's time to.......

infinate8

infinate8

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Total posts
63
Chips
0
Take a break from playing online poker when........

-You start dreaming of shuffling cards!
-The mouse gets all slippy,hot and wet!
 
pantin007

pantin007

member
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 12, 2007
Total posts
6,208
Chips
0
huh?
you know its time to take a break after u just had a 16 hour seccion and u forgot to feed the dog......
 
Debi

Debi

Forum Admin
Administrator
Joined
Oct 13, 2006
Total posts
74,642
Awards
20
Chips
1,331
You find yourself sending instant messages to your husband cause you are busy in a game ....and he is home.
 
infinate8

infinate8

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Total posts
63
Chips
0
Haha or when your pupils start flickering under your eyelids,thats almost 1 step off of an epileptic fit!:eek:
 
pantin007

pantin007

member
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 12, 2007
Total posts
6,208
Chips
0
you know it is time to take a break from poker when u havent slept for 3 days and have not taken a bath for 5.....
 
S93

S93

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
Total posts
6,154
Chips
0
You know its time to take a break from poker when your driving to school naked and imagining that the guy in the car in front that dosent let u pass is the table bully who keeps c beting in to you
 
MrMuckets

MrMuckets

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Aug 12, 2005
Total posts
2,379
Awards
2
Chips
0
YOu know its time for a break when you click your sandwich and take a bite out of your mouse.:(:(
 
pamera

pamera

Rising Star
Bronze Level
Joined
Mar 24, 2008
Total posts
10
Chips
0
You know its time for a break when you pat is barking from hunger, and even you yourself have not taken meal since 3 days.
 
flint

flint

Visionary
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 8, 2007
Total posts
716
Awards
1
Chips
0
Its time to take a break when you start to wonder which of your digital chips want to go into the pot
 
C

CromMitra

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Oct 13, 2007
Total posts
65
Chips
0
time to take a break when after a loss or several suck-outs against ,you start to worry if your flopped boat will hold -up...
 
P

posiview

Enthusiast
Silver Level
Joined
Sep 14, 2007
Total posts
46
Chips
0
It's time to take a break when:

4 year old daughter asks for a sandwich and you say 'After this game, darling!'

and

when you're in a management meeting and all you can do is run through your winning/loosing hand to find leakages! AND the dreaded "So, Andy, what do you think?" and all you can do is "mmmm.....aahhh....welll.....eerrrr...."
 
P

Pokertron3000

Available for parties
Silver Level
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
Total posts
3,137
Chips
0
When you donk most of you br playing above you limits :mad:
 
flint

flint

Visionary
Silver Level
Joined
Jul 8, 2007
Total posts
716
Awards
1
Chips
0
You go around these forums wondering why no one has floated your messages ;)
 
WEC

WEC

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Dec 28, 2007
Total posts
5,730
Chips
0
......when you make plans to purchase Mobile Card to play because all your losses have made you homeless
 
vanquish

vanquish

Legend
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 26, 2007
Total posts
12,000
Chips
0
when you 4bet your girlfriend in the dark
 
pantin007

pantin007

member
Silver Level
Joined
Apr 12, 2007
Total posts
6,208
Chips
0
when u turn down sexual relations because there is a 5$ tourny going on
 
B

baby kahuna

Rock Star
Silver Level
Joined
Mar 15, 2008
Total posts
183
Chips
0
The button will take the check

when you start ordering in restaurants telling the server the cut off man wants a cheeseberger and the Big Blind wants her steak medium and under the gun folds and will just stick with his water and napkin. You of course refer to yourself as the button when asking for the check. The kids and wife turn to look at you just steaming.
 
Top