Wow! Would you play poker for your life?!?

Bill_Hollorian

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Walking out of the Mirage, two nights ago.

A guy came up and told me he was a world class player, but got broke.

He then proceeds to ask me if I would play ten matches with him. The deal he proposed unbelievably was this:

We play ten matches, and the loser commits suicide! What the hell?
Would anyone accept this challenge? I'll let you know if I accepted after a few replies.

Bill
 
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sounds to me like he lost more than his money
 
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I will never play for my life...I would play for my mother-in law's life....Just kidding!
 
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i like to gamble but i love me so that's 1 thing i won't gamble
 
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Sure, I'd accept a challenge where the winner get absolutely nothing and the loser DIES...
 
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no way, you win you get ntohing, you lose you die....

who would be that stupid lol.
 
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There's more to this story. Continue Bill. I'm on the edge of my seat.
 
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Bill_Hollorian said:
Walking out of the Mirage, two nights ago.

A guy came up and told me he was a world class player, but got broke.

He then proceeds to ask me if I would play ten matches with him. The deal he proposed unbelievably was this:

We play ten matches, and the loser commits suicide! What the hell?
Would anyone accept this challenge? I'll let you know if I accepted after a few replies.

Bill
Do both players assign their life assurance policies to the other pre-match?

I can only assume as Bill hasn't posted for 8 hours, he did accept the challenge.......
 
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laviga21
I'll call your mother in law and raise you an ex wife.
 
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Well, now you all know what Diablo and I were wagering in the heads-up match. And I guess you can figure out why he's hasn't posted for 2 weeks. I on the otherhand have a liftime supply of free hasbrowns with any McMuffin at McDonalds.
 
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rocka13 said:
laviga21
I'll call your mother in law and raise you an ex wife.
I call both you ex wife and mother in law, and I raise you a John Kerry
 
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For me to do that I would have to get more out of it when I won. A dead guy does nothing for my bank account. Being put in the dead guy's will would.
 
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Me I wouldnt I am not that good but would like to here the rest of the story.
 
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You get something out of it if you win. Front row seat to how the other guy is going to finish the bet.

No way do you take a bet like that unless you know you are already dead (uncurable disease or something). Then the laugh is on them.
 
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Depends how strong he is.

Okay, that joke worked way better in my head.
 
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jeterkid925 said:
I call both you ex wife and mother in law, and I raise you a John Kerry
I call your Kerry and raise you the whole Bush family, past present and future.
 
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Hey Bill! What Up? You can't leave us hangin' like this. Finish the damn story!
 
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Dogs that is actually one of your funnier quips I have read
 
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Damn, I missed a lot while I was gone. This is the ghost of diabloblanco posting using his account until mine is activated.

Being in the guys will was probably not a benefit as he was bust at the time of the challenge. Bill, what the hell is the rest of this story?
 
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sounds like he is already a loser. i wouldn t do it because even when i won i would lose over the guilt of condeming him to death lol
 
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Bill u gave it away.

Seriously, if u accepted it, you wouldnt have posted this, right?
 
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Ya It took me 25 seconds to make the decision not to play, and 20 of those seconds were looking for parking lot gaurds! It freaked me out pretty good, I mean it REALLY freaked me out.
Anyway, I explained that I wasn't comfortable, and if he relaxed Id buy him a beer inside. I really wanted to get back inside.
He settled down and things were ok. He went home to St. Louis with his wife and kids.
Do not drink while you play! You may freak a guy out in the parking lot real bad.

Bill
 
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What did he think you would have to gain by his death?
 
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This makes no sense whatsoever. Bill, you're a better man that I, my friend. Had the same thing happened to me, I would have politely told him to Feck off and if he did not, I would knock his teeth so far down his throat he would have to take off his pants to chew his food. Politely, of course. Or as politely as you can say something like that anyway.
 
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