My wife is killing my poker game!
To day I was in a UB freeroll with 30 people still alive. Did I mention that I was the chip leader! Oh yea! So my wife comes in and tells
me I have been playing all day and we need to leave to go to my mothers.. Ok I know I should realy go and not complain. I mean who cares that I have a great chance at 115B$.
So anyway we go to my mothers and find out that dinner wont be done for another hour... So an hour later, after puting up with my mothers friends (Somebody shoot me) we sit down to eat. You'll never geuss what happend next... go on guess.... So my mother starts to cut the turkey... Its not cooked! So we eat, np turkey, no rolls, and no damn gravy... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG