I promised my wife years ago that I would never use my credit card to deposit any money into any
poker site without her permission.
Which I have kept to, but after I started to build a
bankroll in my online accounts she agreed to me playing in live games at various pubs,
On one occasion she reminded me that she needed extra cash to buy swimwear for our holidays due to start in a week, just as I was leaving for one game,
I told her she could have my winnings and because she was up earlier than me the next morning I said I would leave it on the coffee table.
The next day I phoned her at work and said "I see you found that £120 on the table I left you"
"Yes" she said "surely you didn't win all that at the Pub?"
"I did" I replied "and stop calling me Shirley"