Weirdest/Funniest thing youve had happen in a cardroom?
Ive recently read some hillarious posts about the funny stuff that goes on in cardrooms. So i thought i'd post some aswell.
I havnt been playin live poker for a while so i havnt got any funny stories, but here is two i read that i just couldnt stop laughing at.
So post ur and enjoy this funny poker thread.
**One I'll always remember. The first time I was in Vegas I was sitting at Binion's (having just finished a tournament there, which was worth the time... and the smell... simply because I got to sit at the ole' "final table" and that was pretty neat) just messing around at 2-4 or something and suddenly this guy runs SCREAMING across the room. I mean, literally bat **** crazy screaming... in his boxer shorts. Trailing behind him is the security guard (the guy had thrown his pants in the guard's face, to temporarily distract him I guess). Finally they throw him out.
I turn to the dealer and go "well, that's weird."
The dealer goes "nah, that guy does stuff like that all the time."
And I go "what? Why doesn't the casino ban him?"
Dealer: "We can't, he's one of our best customers."
**So I'm sitting down at Mandalay, must be about 3 p.m. on a Saturday. This guy is getting the boot for being hammered beyond compare and hitting on some old woman. Okay, whatever, that's that.
So, we're playing, we're playing, and after about an hour suddenly I sniff the smell of sweet sweet whiskey. I look over and the same guy is sitting there. Only he's (no joke) wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses (think Bobby Valentine in his Mets days). And yet, NOBODY there seems to realize that this was the guy who they kicked out just a short while back... until his mustache falls off.
So, now aware of the situation they come and start to cart him out and he goes "no, no, I wanna' tell my friend something" and he's pointing generally at the table, not exactly clear at who. And they won't let him. So eventually he just pipes up "jokes on you" and throws up all over the floor.
That guy ftw. Everytime.