warning... just for the girls....lol

O.K I have noticed that there are allot of buttholes in the online poker rooms. I usually just ignore them or laugh at them, but there seems to be a time about once a month where I be a jerk right back at them. OK I can get very mean when I'm PMSing and these jerks who just shoot their mouths off and act tough and just be rude, crude and very annoying actually make me feel better cause I'm able to vent. I just let all my pain, cramps, and grumpyness get the best of me and I just vent on these guys and don't feel sorry or bad one bit.
O.K I am a very nice, warm, loving person, usuallly anyways.

So for all the poker ladies here, if your cycle is as bad as mine, these internet jerks can actually make you feel better by blowing off some steam on them.

Men if you read this and are disgusted I put warning.....just for the girls.
I tried to warn ya lol

Sorry if anyone did get offended.

Mandy65

Offense!! I ain't skeeered of no wimmin!.. anysing you can dished outs , Ise can take it!!....*flexing chest that is of a pidgeon chest*....

I'm not skeerd of the big red wave. But seriously, you need to remember when your in that situation it might hurt your game to be feuding with half-wits. A real money game is a good place to loose focus and money on the negative chat.

not scared but I feel queezy now

Still Laffinnnnnnnnnnnnn on this one!!!!!!!!!! No seriously now theirs a lot of people on line when playing cards that yank your string! That's no place to be especially in $$ game when your in a bad sick mood,you might as well go all in at once. You won't be on top of your game,because you don't feel good and players are making you mad,then it's one bad move after the other,your broke and out of the game. You know I shouldn't be answering this one I'm 58 . LOL--brianna c-I'll bough out and let the "Young Women" on this one,I'm to damn old for this discussion. LOL

I love it when I get the jerks. I turn the tables on them and start yanking their chain. I especially love when they think I'm a guy at first, then set them straight (although what guys would have juiceeQ as their screen-name? Beats me...lol). Some guys have a real problem with strong minded women (I guess they feel threatened?). It's all the sweeter when I take them down...in fact...this just happened last night! Some punk running his mouth (er...keyboard), but instead of letting him get under my skin, I just replied in a patronizing tone (can you have a tone online? lol) to everything he said, no matter how "insulting" he was trying to be...he got so pissed, telling me he was gonna take me out, that I shouldn't be playing with the "big boys"....it made it all that much sweeter when I busted him out....aaahhh sweet victory!

But I digress...there are times when I am feeling a bit hormonal...and I just get so freakin' irritated at the idiots that I come across! (Of course, while I am PMS-ing, that could be anyone...sorry ). That's when I get up and away from the computer...and it is definitely not a good time to take a trip to the local Indian Casino! LOL

FYI boys...PMS stand for PRE Menstral Syndrome...it comes before "Aunt Flo" comes to visit, not during. So when we're bitchy, you know it's coming soon! Fair Warning!

juiceeQ said:

FYI boys...PMS stand for PRE Menstral Syndrome...it comes before "Aunt Flo" comes to visit, not during. So when we're bitchy, you know it's coming soon! Fair Warning!

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Q, that is the most useful piece of information I have read on this forum in 9 months. So, when Mrs. Dogs gets a little, shall we say Edgy, I'll know that it's time to get my lasties in. Thank god we don't stick to poker around here. Reps for you Juicee. BTW, how do I do that?

Been married for nearly 29 years and have 2 grown daughters. My son & I learned early on when to get the hell out of Dodge and lay low...

seriously now theirs a lot of people on line when playing cards that yank your string!


That image has me very disturbed when its on a pms thread!(How the hell did that get in here?)

~~Shelynn~~ said:

You know I shouldn't be answering this one I'm 58 . LOL--Brianna c-I'll bough out and let the "Young Women" on this one,I'm to damn old for this discussion. LOL

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I'm a 29 year old man, I think you even at 58 would have a little more incite than me. Yet I hit it on the head with the watch your ass and your money part.

Four Dogs said:

Q, that is the most useful piece of information I have read on this forum in 9 months. So, when Mrs. Dogs gets a little, shall we say Edgy, I'll know that it's time to get my lasties in. Thank god we don't stick to poker around here. Reps for you Juicee. BTW, how do I do that?

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Yes, Dogs, well....if you want any hope of getting those "lasties" in before hand, now is the time (trying as it may be) to step up and do all the little things that make us women folk so happy. Do the dishes for her, take out the trash (without being asked), put your dirty undies in the hamper for a change instead of the middle of the living room floor, rub her feet (again, without being asked ), put the toilet seat down, etc. Because it's all those little things that you men folk do that only slightly get on our nerves on a normal day that will send us OVER THE EDGE when the hormones are raging! The six little words that will have any wife at your disposal: "Here honey, let me do that!" (spoken by you of course). Followed by, "Why don't you put your feet up? I'll handle everything." Guaranteed Action!

/me slaps herself awake from her wonderous dream....

I must be lucky, as I typically don't get PMS and when I do it's normally of the sad variety rather than the bitchy one. Haven't had any guys give me crap at the tables yet... lucky there, too, I suppose. I'm likely half male anyway... should have been born a gay man.

Card games are so gender-neutral only complete idiots will make asinine comments about female players. And when they do, good for the gals for giving 'em hell back! Those who are obnoxious as well as less-than-brilliant are often easy prey.

Damn Juicee this turned in to a better man seminar.lol
This ain't what I signed up for, But you would be surprised how many of these things I do pull off for my girlfriend. I learned something from my first marriage.

juiceeQ said:

Yes, Dogs, well....if you want any hope of getting those "lasties" in before hand, now is the time (trying as it may be) to step up and do all the little things that make us women folk so happy.
Do the dishes for her,
take out the trash (without being asked)
put your dirty undies in the hamper for a change instead of the middle of the living room floor
rub her feet (again, without being asked
put the toilet seat down, etc.
six little words that will have any wife at your disposal: "Here honey, let me do that!" :eviltongu
"Why don't you put your feet up? I'll handle everything." :thumpdown
Guaranteed Action!

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OK. If your sure about all that. But it seems like an aweful lot of work for something that's over in three minutes.:dontknow:

juiceeQ said:

But I digress...there are times when I am feeling a bit hormonal...and I just get so freakin' irritated at the idiots that I come across! (Of course, while I am PMS-ing, that could be anyone...sorry ). That's when I get up and away from the computer...and it is definitely not a good time to take a trip to the local Indian Casino! LOL

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So very true! I happen to have PMDD.... :fisheye: a bit more moody than regular PMS..... so I have noticed I need to be very careful about how much I play and set careful limits during that week or so lest I get a bit carried away trying to get "revenge" on the "freakin' idiots."

Then again, the boyfriend would much rather I rant at the table, even if it means losing a bit of money, than to rant at him. :shot: In fact, I bet he would gladly pay my entry fee at several tournaments during PMS time just so I could share my moodiness with someone else!

And by he way, for me that time of the month happens to be now...... anyone want to play? :eviltongu

Gizzi :hello:

juiceeQ said:

Yes, Dogs, well....if you want any hope of getting those "lasties" in before hand, now is the time (trying as it may be) to step up and do all the little things that make us women folk so happy. Do the dishes for her, take out the trash (without being asked), put your dirty undies in the hamper for a change instead of the middle of the living room floor, rub her feet (again, without being asked ), put the toilet seat down, etc. Because it's all those little things that you men folk do that only slightly get on our nerves on a normal day that will send us OVER THE EDGE when the hormones are raging! The six little words that will have any wife at your disposal: "Here honey, let me do that!" (spoken by you of course). Followed by, "Why don't you put your feet up? I'll handle everything." Guaranteed Action!

/me slaps herself awake from her wonderous dream....

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LOL juiceeQ........I hope all men read this post.

By the way why did it put mandy65 slaps herself awake from her wonderous dream.... I didn't write that, but I really like it...lol