Originally Posted by Four Dogs
Q, that is the most useful piece of information I have read on this forum in 9 months. So, when Mrs. Dogs gets a little, shall we say Edgy, I'll know that it's time to get my lasties in. Thank god we don't stick to poker around here. Reps for you Juicee. BTW, how do I do that?
Yes, Dogs, well....if you want any hope of getting those "lasties" in before hand, now is the time (trying as it may be) to step up and do all the little things that make us women folk so happy. Do the dishes for her, take out the trash (without being asked), put your dirty undies in the hamper for a change instead of the middle of the living room floor, rub her feet (again, without being asked ), put the toilet seat down, etc. Because it's all those little things that you men folk do that only slightly get on our nerves on a normal day that will send us OVER THE EDGE when the hormones are raging! The six little words that will have any wife at your disposal: "Here honey, let me do that!" (spoken by you of course). Followed by, "Why don't you put your feet up? I'll handle everything." Guaranteed Action!
/me slaps herself awake from her wonderous dream....